Name: Theo Von Describes Seeing Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu for the First Time
Uploaded: 2020-06-11T16:00:26.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Describes Seeing Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu for the First Time' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-06-11. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Describes Seeing Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu for the First Time' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-06-11. Transcript available.

But we went to the Dustin Poirier, a fighter, and he's a Louisiana fighter.
And he fights other men for title belts and acclaim and championships.
And he took me to just a place where they were doing some practicing.
They were sparring and rolling.
And, man, I didn't realize what an experience it was at this place.
These people paired off, and next thing you know, they're going against each
other.
But each interaction is really just more of an experience to help the weaker
one learn.
And when I say weaker, I mean whoever is weaker in whatever skill set they are
practicing.
So it's kind of like, you know, watching this was Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.
And I thought that was a dog when I first heard about it.
I was like, damn, you got a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu?
How old is it?
But it's a sport.
And it's an athletic sport.
And it's really, it's one of the most cavalier type of sports.
Because it's two men, it's two, you know, and some of them are beautiful men.
And some of them look like they could be modeling, you know, or doing, or
definitely, they got some real legs on them.
Some of them.
And, I mean, damn, the backstrap on a couple of these boys.
And make me fucking fire up the grill, you know.
Make daddy want to eat you, damn man.
But anyway, what I'm saying is that they get out there and they get in these
different predicaments.
And one of them will be in front of the other one.
Or one of them, sometimes they'll be on the other one's kind of rear.
Like one of them trying to hide a, you know, like one of them trying to protect
a little raspberry and the other one trying to get that berry.
And so it's very intricate.
They try to be sneaky and sneak around each other.
And it's almost like they're trying to, it's like they're, it's almost like
they're, it's like they're, they're both looking for something.
But neither one of them has it.
But they're kind of pretending like the other one has it.
I can't explain it really.
But it's like chess.
They, they kind of use their bodies to, you know, doing leverage.
And it's, it's, it's like somebody, it's like two dudes massaging each other
really extremely fast and aggressively and in unique places.
And sometimes one of them can't handle the massage and he'll tap out.
It's, but it really blew my mind on, on just the skill sets that went into this,
this Brazilian jiu-jitsu.
And I just wrote it down right here.
It just blew my mind.
Just watching them.
You know, there's just so much.
I could see how every time you do it, you're learning at a core mental level.
It just, it seemed very tribal to me.
It was awesome.
It was a really, really unique experience and it was inspiring.
And I'm glad I went in and, and, and, and saw people do this because I'd never
seen this before.
Imagine seeing something.
Now imagine not seeing it.
That was me.
I'd never seen this type of activity.
So to see people, you know, when young men in there, I mean, everybody was just
sweating and just fired up, but it was never aggression against each other.
It was almost a, it was just a group learning that was going on.
I found it a really, really, it was, it was awesome, man.
It was awesome.
It was a good experience.
Good evening.
Good afternoon.
And other times.
Thanks for watching that video you just saw.
I mean, it was okay.
But the next video you could watch could be way better.
What if you watch a video right now that changes your life?
Well, you could watch this one or watch this one.
Watch this one.
Watch this one.
Watch this one.
Ah.
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