Name: Video Games Ain't the Same: Theo Von vs Bowser
Uploaded: 2020-06-21T16:00:16.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Video Games Ain't the Same: Theo Von vs Bowser' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-06-21. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Video Games Ain't the Same: Theo Von vs Bowser' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-06-21. Transcript available.

i've been playing video games i got modern warfare call of duty
and it's fun it's definitely fun but it's different it's a lot different i feel
like
than when i was young these give the video games now you can't really lose
every time you get a little they got a checkpoint they call it you check oh you
got the checkpoint
whenever you start back again you start right here buckaroo good luck good luck
young buck you're
gonna be you're gonna do great out there when i was young i remember you had to
look if you we knew
like you had a couple of lives and if you lost them all guess what you had to
start over at the
beginning of the game and it was insane i remember if you got to the point
where you're gonna fight
the bad guy remember you're gonna fight bowser dude i would pause the game dude
i would take a break
you know i'd get my i'd get my brother dude dude do a massage do a massage my
hands i'd be putting
chalk on my hands i'd be doing cleaning jerks in the yard i would get ready
if you were about to fight bowser i would get a rest for two days just leave it
leave the screen on
i would be there was no i would invite grandma she's my good luck charm invite
her over grandma would
drive down from illinois if i'm fighting bowser you had to prepare this was it
this was the big
showdown you weren't gonna get a million chances at it
remember you would do everything you you know you'd have maybe your dad would
even come back
he hadn't seen you in years he shows up to help you fight to help you just to
watch you fight him
and he's in disguise because he don't want your mom trying to get any of the
money he owes
and then he leaves you lose and he's gone but you know but there's rumors that
it was him
it was just a different time and if you were at the if you were fighting the
champ the bowser
and now it's like you're at the end they got a movie in between and make you
feel comfortable
you can restart a million times at the end you can't lose
you can't really lose
but it was different back then you had do remember sometimes you would have to
put something in the
machine the machine broke after a while it broke and you had to put something
in there to hold the
game in place or you had to have your sister sit there and hold the game
remember that
hold the game she's like i'm not holding the game you're damn holding the game
or you ain't eating
and she would hold the game
but then she would get nervous or something or she would sneeze and move both
her hands to cover her
mouth because she had manners and she and she and she and she and she fucked
the game up
and everybody would be pissed and you wouldn't forget it even at christmas
times you wouldn't get her
nothing and you and because you couldn't forget that good evening good
afternoon and other times
thanks for watching that video you just saw i mean it was okay but the next
video you could watch
could be way better what if you watch a video right now that changes your life
well you could watch
watch this one or watch this one watch this one watch this one watch this one
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