Name: Theo Von's Best Dating Tip
Uploaded: 2020-06-22T21:16:56.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von's Best Dating Tip' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-06-22. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von's Best Dating Tip' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-06-22. Transcript available.

I used to do that sometime.
I'd have chicks come over.
This was one of my moves with ladies.
First, you have a lady come over, right?
And look, you meet her outside, but make sure all the doors are open.
Make sure your face is well lit.
Don't be that crazy dude meeting a lady by a dark tree or some kind of shit
like that.
It's not safe.
So you meet a lady, maybe meet her out front, but meet her, you know, where she
can see your face.
Don't take a candle out there by your face.
That shit is old school.
You know, this ain't Abraham Lincoln dating.
This is new age dating.
So you just want to be in an area that's lit either naturally or lit by some
type of street lamps or porch light.
But you meet the lady outside, let her know you're safe.
So then you have the lady come over, right?
And you have a, you put on a little movie, something, something, something kind
of, something that shows that you're cool with ladies, a league of their own.
That's about ladies playing baseball.
And, you know, some of them not really experimenting with lesbian, but no, it's
not like that.
It's more ladies playing baseball and wanting to hold down the fort while their
husbands are away defending their country.
So that's a great movie.
And, and I'll turn the bass up.
A lot of, a lot of people don't think this.
If you got some speakers at the house or if you got car speakers, but you don't
have a car right now because you fucked up on payments or whatever, then get
your shit, get your speakers, put them in the house.
And, you know, get a couple of 12s or some 20s or whatever and turn the bass up.
You put a league of their own on with that bass up, man, you start and you're
going to unleash a real fuck fever in the air because there's a league of their
own.
That's a movie that lets a woman know you're safe.
Another movie you could watch is a movie called Up.
It's about two grandparents and one of them dies and one of them, his house is
almost, almost getting repossessed by balloons.
And it's, I guess it's like a, it's like a way that Disney or whatever Pixar
kind of shows you how a mortgage can work.
You got balloon payments, you don't deal with it, your house gets taken away.
But what it is, is you can play, you can play that and put the bass up because
bass, that's foreplay.
That's electronic equipment doing foreplay for you, you know, because we don't
know, you don't always have a lot of time to touch your lady, right?
So you need to use sonic abilities like, like bass, like bass, because that
thing, that's, that's feeling all, you know, you get the vibrations going.
That's touching your lady everywhere a little bit lightly.
And next thing you know, her nipples are stimulation, you know, full body.
If she has body hair standing on end and that's, you know, and then a lot of
the activity, she's alert.
She got body alertness.
She has body alertness and she has heart trustworthiness because you're, you're
watching Up or you're watching League of the Run.
You got that bass turned up and that shit is savage, man.
And that's a good way to meet a lady and, you know, get a lot of the, that way
you're getting free, you know, you're getting a lot of free sensuality
occurring in the room.
Because you got a sexy movie on, something that's sentimental, shows you're,
you're supportive of women.
And at the same time, you got the bass turned up, you know, and that's, that's
creating that sensuality, that sexual environment.
You know, that's creating that, that caveman, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom,
doom.
There's no cry, there's no crying in baseball, ball, ball, ball.
Fucking hire a DJ, remix that shit, boy.
Still well, still well, still well.
Live your life, you can do it.
And that's a great way to have a date with a lady right there.
Good evening, good afternoon, and other times.
Thanks for watching that video you just saw.
I mean, it was okay.
But the next video you can watch could be way better.
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