Name: Theo Von Describes the Running of the Bulls
Uploaded: 2020-06-26T11:00:31.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Describes the Running of the Bulls' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-06-26. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Describes the Running of the Bulls' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-06-26. Transcript available.

like it was like running of the bulls over there in diploma spain if you guys
have ever been no
been there but um every year in diploma they have running of the bulls and
basically they
take the baddest bulls in the world man i'm talking a bunch of damn horace grunts
you feel
me i'm talking a bunch of scotty trippings bro and they let those bitches loose
through the city
and people have been drinking wine and talking shit and people are wearing t-shirts
that say like
you know go pistons or something or celtics in four you know and then these bad
bitches come
through the street at like 7 a.m because i've been there you know i'm not bragging
but i'm
you know i guess i am boasting a little
and then i mean you're out there and and uh and they got wine and everybody
people drinking wine out
of all kind of shit you'll see a dude uh you'll see a dude with a with a casket
or whatever of wine a
flasket you'll see a dude with a basket of wine a mask it you'll see a dude
wearing a mask he'll take
that bitch off drink right out of it you're like damn that dude's freaking huh
it's the phantom of
the slopper i do because that dude's getting sloppy as hell off his damn face
piece um yeah you see it
all you know and then when everybody's just liquored to the gills i mean i mean
your buddy's just turned
into a damn large mouth bass bro you are liquored to the gills when you've had
as much wine as you can
and people drinking out of everything you'll see a dude he'll he'll have he'll
have uh installed a
damn tube into his um esophagus bro you know or whatever it's called that you
know that liquid pipe
that takes liquid into your body from your face he'll have a tube installed
into his esophagus bro and have
that bitch run right back up to his mouth he's stepping out of himself like a
just a straw so
he'll drink some uh a little bit of that vino and then just swallow it and then
then revisit that shit
just he just recycling that liquor right out of himself just redoing it you
know and you're all good
man you're out there and everybody's got on white and red and everybody's got
on um red and white and
and then you think it's fine you start to forget even that it's a party because
it's 7 a.m
those bulls they get up early for for work you know because a bull doesn't have
a really a busy day
really they got to be pissed as hell and sometimes they're using for sex but
that's it otherwise they're
chilling man eating corn eating grass eating i don't know some of them look
like they're on damn steroids
if you've ever seen a bull you're like damn dude
that guy must own a couple anytime fitnesses you know because that dude is
has that dude been eating halloween because that little bastard is jack-o-lantern
bruh
so then you're out there in the street
you're out there in the street boy you forget you forget it's a party
you starting to check out some cheeks you know
some chicas some chicas some chicas i don't even know what they call them italian
cheeks bruh
you know some real legit euro ladies
and they're flirting and people are starting dancing you know
oh papa oh yo no papa yo no papa no niños for me you know
and you think everything's cool you forget bruh because you've been drinking
and then
about a dozen of the angriest animals you ever seen
come running through bruh and first all the chicks disappear all the women that
are there
disappearing like oh man what happened you know did larry's dad come home or
something
because we's all everywhere dude we all got the parties over you know did ron
you know did ronnie's
grandfather find out or something that we're out here in the boathouse because
we're
you know what happened did somebody spray mace or something at the party
because all the chicks start leaving they're climbing over the fences and
climbing over they got these big
like 12 by 12s really they really are they put them all along the streets the
streetways
and it's beautiful streets cobblestone and then you hear
you're like damn somebody's trying to move a piano or something
you know because you forget because you've been drinking yeah man
and then if you see one bull go by and you're like dang that thing
somebody better come catch that bastard and then you see 11 more just
and they keep ripping through and it's just it's magical if you've never been
there
go watch it and go see but here's what happens is at the end
they the fighters there's a swordsman there's a swordsman a guy out there
really really it's
almost like a larper like one of those guys you see in the park like if they
got a real nerd
he's out there in the park or something you know it's like some guy who
basically the guy that won
the renaissance fair in america they take him to italy and give him a damn battalion
or something
you know uh like a a sword man you know that blood piece baby that sword
and that dude pops off with it he starts fighting the bulls and uh
and oh wait he has a first he has a carpet and the bulls come by and he showed
them the carpet
and they don't every time they don't want to buy it they just run right through
it they're like
we don't even buying that bitch you know and he only got one carpet it's kind
of like a rerun a
little it's like oh you want to buy this like nah they run right by we don't
want it and he'll
shake that bastard out there again you know just like he's beating his car mats
off over by the car
wash by the diy car wash the one i like to use and he's just you know like he's
shaking out the floor mats
of a damn 84 ford escort and uh
and then eventually the bull gets so tired and he swords him out
and he swords him out and they drag it off they drag the bull off at the end
and uh uh man there was some moral to this story there really was there was a
moral to the story but
you know how it is man and you know how it ain't good evening good afternoon
and other times thanks
for watching that video you just saw i mean it was okay but the next video you
could watch could be way
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could watch this one or
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