Name: Theo Von's Best Grey Block Pizza Ad
Uploaded: 2020-06-27T16:00:30.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von's Best Grey Block Pizza Ad' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-06-27. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von's Best Grey Block Pizza Ad' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-06-27. Transcript available.

speaking of hitters gray block pizza they're always with us you know sometimes
you have a
devil on your shoulder and that devil is he's got pork ribs or he got you know
birthday cake
day old birthday cake you know or two day old but then on that other shoulder
you got that
that uh you got that italian you got that that fight that fiery italian with
that spine with a
spine that's uh that's kind of fancy you know some people's spines go straight
and some people's
spines go side to side they call it scoliosis i call it spine flavor some
people bone structure
got that built-in twerk and that's what i call it and that's what i that's what
i see when i see
somebody with that scoliosis i'm like damn you know daddy's got that osteophagosis
you know daddy's
spine has already got that dance move built into it and that's what you get
with that gray block
hitter you know that devil's on your shoulder with the pork ribs and with the
you know the
um the day old birthday cake that has maybe expired frosting on it you know
frosting that should have
been eaten a year or two ago but then on that other shoulder you got that
beautiful italian delivery
boy and he don't have a whole pie he might he might have a slice wouldn't that
be beautiful a delivery
man shows up to your door just with that slice boy oh he's like and you open
the door and you can't
even the the italian man that is so you can't even bear he's so sexy you can't
even fucking get a good
look at him that's how sexy that man is and he might have a shirt on he might
not have a shirt on
he might have three shirts on you don't even know he's moving so fast but so
slow at the same time
and you know you ordered pizza but maybe you didn't maybe your heart did and
you look and you think
he's gonna have maybe like he's got a hot bag he's got that one of them hot
bags it's actually a box
and some of them pizza people they carry the hot box you know and you're like
damn what's in there
you know and he opens it up and first you see just a bunch of steam come
flowing out maybe a small horse
comes running out of the bag or two horses and they've been drinking a lot of
water and they look
well nourished and you're like fuck those horses were having fun in that bag
what's going on in there
and then he reaches in you think he's gonna pull out a whole pizza pie this
fast slow italian you think
he's gonna pull out an entire el pia el piazza di italiano but no he pulls out
just one slice
and you open your mouth to ask a question but before you can get the question
out he just he reaches his
small little bitty long sexy italian hand and just drops that pizza right in to
your fucking loud face
and your eyes close and you go to sleep and you have dreams of pure joy you
have dreams of the lord
sitting on a cloud playing with barbie dolls and eating fresh frosting and that
is that gray block
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