Name: Theo Von Describes His First Trip to San Francisco
Uploaded: 2020-07-07T16:00:10.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Describes His First Trip to San Francisco' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-07-07. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Describes His First Trip to San Francisco' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-07-07. Transcript available.

I'll remember this remind me the first time I ever came to San Francisco and I
came here I was working as a tour manager for a musician and I came here and we
got into town we got into the hotel and next thing you know we go outside and
it's dark out it's late and we were in an area there wasn't a lot of food
opportunities it wasn't a lot of places where you could really satiate your
stomach and enjoy and fill your body with food and I walked outside and they
had a homeless guy
I don't know if he was homeless but he definitely it looked like if he had a
home that he hadn't been there in maybe two or three years so at least a dude
that had lost his keys and his address and he and I was like what is that guy
doing he was looking at this was in Gap that store Gap was really popular and
they had models in the windows and a picture of a beautiful brunette girl kind
of Rubenesque a little bit you know a little you know natural looking
and a regular lady and but she was very beautiful she had freckled skin and she
had red hair and I like red hair and I like other colors too but I also I do
like red hair and because that's the fire you know what I'm saying when you got
fucking straight fire coming out of your body via your hair
so but this man he ran across the street they had a plug-in an outdoor plug-in
he had a radio like a plug-in radio where you find a radio station transistor
radio he runs across the street plugs it in and he tunes it and he put it on
Nora Jones this was a musician that was popular
and she had a song called come away with me then this man ran across the street
back to the gap ad now with Nora Jones just filling this street up and there
was nobody else around it was a it was just a dead area
it was like an area where people I guess would shop a lot during the day so at
night those areas are generally pretty dead because that's more of a commercial
district
and this man started masturbating and touching himself outdoors and touching
his own body and touching his dick outdoors and it you know it made me feel
like wow like even
even at the lowest you know and I don't want to say the lowest levels of
humanity but even at a very
visceral level of humanity like being homeless or having been not home in a
long time
and being dirty and being that there was still some romance in this man
there was still you know he wasn't just going to jerk off to this woman he didn't
know in the window
you know he had chosen to put on some music and make it a moment and that was
just uh I don't know I don't know
what that did to me in the rest of my life or what it continues to do or how
that will come into play in my
future but it was very interesting to see that even at such a low at such a you
know we would consider a low
level of existence that that that that man had chosen to make a moment
you know and I guess we can do that no matter how tough things are you know if
we can do it
make that little extra step you know we can maybe take ourselves out of
out of the exactness of what something is
you know because this man was just jerking off outside of a gap
outside of business hours
but when he put the music on it filled the streets and this woman's voice was
beautiful and you didn't
I didn't I don't know it was almost
like a ballet
you know like a ballet with a dick in it
good evening good afternoon and other times
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