Name: The Wendy's Call | Theo Von
Uploaded: 2020-07-14T16:00:13.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Wendy's Call | Theo Von' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-07-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Wendy's Call | Theo Von' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-07-14. Transcript available.

hey big brother how you doing dog i wanted to uh call in and say say a moment
of happiness that
happened in my life recently and it's the little things that count it's kind of
ridiculous what it
is the little things that count man i've been having a pretty shitty go at it
after for a while
now having car troubles my wife got in an accident going bad i don't get my
hours at my job everything
sucks and you know uh my wife she got to go have some uh teeth pulled and she's
really worried about
that shit damn she's getting them molars that she's getting them teeth pulled
like a damn that's wild
baby like a wolf my neighbor used to have a wolf when we're young and that
thing must have grown
probably 600 teeth dude every two weeks they'd be over there pulling teeth out
of it my god i probably
had in my bedroom i bet i had 40 teeth in a little you you know on a little uh
plate in my room onward
and she's having a real bad day the other day and so i'm thinking to myself you
know the little things
matter so instead of eating the pieces of dinner that we got i took her out uh
to her favorite fast
food place you know nothing fancy but like i said little things and uh the
thing that's crazy is uh
she loves wendy's man and oh god i love wendy's dude and my mother and i used
to go there sometime
we'd be out on the route and mom would pull over there to that wendy's dude and
god damn bro
i remember folding that they had that foil they're wrapping it's foil also it's
got a little bit of
metal on it i don't know what it is aluminum or something aluminium and damn
boy i remember just
opening it and just that warm hot fucking just meaty bready bacony tit was
sitting right there
looking at me bro that little uh junior bacon cheeseburger boy from big dave thomas
bruh
god damn boy i salute dave thomas boy respect him
dude i would vote for dave thomas dude six thousand times dude
if i had six thousand different uh forms of legal legal and different uh
citizenship documentation onward
it sucks because the one right next to us fucking sucks the order's always
wrong dude
but yesterday we go through she gets that four four four special
hmm my god bruh dude don't make me come out i'll come from behind the counter
and spend some time with
your wife as well dude i'll yank a couple molars out of her mouth to make room
for myself you feel me
dude because this is sounding damn romantic onward you're supposed to get them
poor chicken nuggets
they let you upgrade to the spicy chicken nuggets for free oh them sns baby
them spicy nugs
and when i was young a nugget like you like you're saying it was a little
serving of chicken bro
it was a little you know a little fucking sweet tender fucking serving of
chicken here you go boy
that's a nugget because sometimes if you were if you handed like uh because a
nugget was invented
it used to be if you had a chicken breast you try to give that to somebody in
class or something
you you busted bro you handing a big half pound breast to somebody across the
aisle the school aisle
you're going to you're going to the office and you got fucking you know you got
bird on your hands bro
you got pollo on your palms papa but you that's what how the nugget came out
because in case somebody
was hungry you fucking slip them a nugget dude you know if it was your little
brother you might
fucking spit on it and put it in his fucking little bottom you know you hide a
nugget in your cousin's
but you know right in his uh in that back jaw baby in that buttocks pop let's
hear more
which was awesome but then when we get the bag what happens bonus nugget dog we
got five fucking
nuggets it was so awesome man and it just really you know kind of let life say
in hate it's gonna be
good brother so i just want to call and share that sorry for getting sappy dog
hope everything's good
okay man wow man that's cool man you out there yeah you don't think anybody
cares and then bail mother
effer mama not your baby mother nature handed you that freaking that bone noog
baby that bonus nuggets
you think you think you you and the wife you got one for her one for me one for
her one for me and then
she thinks y'all all out you know and she starts to worry again and just starts
thinking about being at
home and get more of her teeth pulled and just having to grow more teeth and
all the extra milk she's gonna
she's gonna have to drink and calcium and all of that and then bam bitch it's
fucking valentine's you feel me
you get the extra nugget huh uh um um uh surprise pollo con poquito the
surprise nugget mama
god that's beautiful man thank you for sharing that that's the thing life has
some some on the life has
that extra plan for us we can't see
but man you took that dude my mother would take me to wendy's bro and i
remember this
because mcdonald's they gave you the shit it was all this and that it was
yellow paper i don't even
you could kind of see through it you couldn't look like it might have had like
a carbon or something
in it but dude when you got that wendy's burger and it had a it looked like it
was from nasa
remember that look like a little astronaut
like who's in here fucking buzz aldrin
that's what i'm saying it was beautiful back then
it was beautiful uh back then good evening good afternoon and other times
thanks for watching that video you just saw i mean it was okay but the next
video you could watch could be way better what if you watch a video right now
that changes your life well you could watch this one or watch this one watch
this one watch this one watch this one watch this one ah
Yeah.