Name: Theo Von on Kevin Bacon
Uploaded: 2020-07-16T16:30:03.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von on Kevin Bacon' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-07-16. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von on Kevin Bacon' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-07-16. Transcript available.

Dude, I had a dream about Kevin Bacon.
Speaking of pepperoni, I had a dream about Kevin Bacon, bro.
And I was thinking about this.
So Kevin Bacon, okay, first of all, named Bacon.
Can you imagine growing up with the name Bacon as your last name
and thinking that you have a chance to make it in Hollywood?
Like his journey had to be harder than anybody's.
Who else you, you know?
You know what I'm saying?
Like, say your name's Susan Carne Asada.
Bitch, you ain't going to be in MacGyver, you know?
You ain't going to be in Dunkirk, probably.
If your name is Larry Pollo Con Loco.
Bro, Larry Chicken, Larry Crazy Chicken, you're not going to get it.
Can you imagine saying my last name is Amit and I'm still going to take life to
the next level?
And that challenge?
I mean, you don't see that.
You don't see that.
You know, can you even imagine?
Can you even imagine that?
I can't.
What if your name's Debbie Pork?
What if your name is, or fucking, you know, Sergio Veal Medallions?
Motherfucker, you lucky to work at the bank.
But Kevin Bacon said, no, I got this.
You know, what if your name is fucking Dorothy Pork Chop?
Could you imagine?
What would you probably stay at home?
I wouldn't be brave enough to go out there with a meat name and take that meat
to the next level.
He's brave, man.
Maybe you work at a kennel, you know?
What if your name is, you know, Randy Beef Jerky?
Motherfucker, you lucky to work at a Chevron.
Maybe in your later years you get some junior associate work at a kennel or at
a garage.
But you ain't the odds of you making it.
Come on, man.
You can't do that, dude.
To be in the front lines and be a meat.
Say, man, my name's Kevin Bacon.
And then overcome the odds?
Gang, bruh.
And he gets that.
He gets that gang, man.
I'll honor that man until the day I'm dead.
Because if I had a meat name, if I had a, if my name was, you know, Rafael Chicharrones,
or if my name was Willie Shrimp, motherfucker, I'd probably be working by the YMCA,
volunteering.
Good evening, good afternoon, and other times.
Thanks for watching that video you just saw.
I mean, it was okay.
But the next video you can watch could be way better.
What if you watch a video right now that changes your life?
Well, you could.
Watch this one.
Or watch this one.
Watch this one.
Watch this one.
Watch this one.
Ah!