Name: The Aerosmith Concert | Theo Von
Uploaded: 2020-07-21T19:41:57.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Aerosmith Concert | Theo Von' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-07-21. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Aerosmith Concert | Theo Von' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-07-21. Transcript available.

uh that was fun though man and aerosmith look for a 71 year old man that guy
had it i thought i thought
he did a great job that was that was incredible it's those guys 70 years old it's
it's insane
and the fact that they're doing that four nights a week too yeah he's a machine
oh and we got to
tell you this so they had uh so aerosmith the crowd it's a mixed bag there you
know there's a
lot of first of all it's people know all the songs you know everybody and the
tickets we had no joke
we were seven feet from the stage probably six feet from the walk this walkout
part of the stage
and look i've never been that close to any type of event you know i'm gonna do
usually that's in the
back fucking doing dice with the homeless dude i remember being at the superdome
in new orleans one
time there's a some guy who i think either had schizophrenia was just lost was
at the game
banging on the back wall asking people to let him out the whole time of the
stadium like
it's just like turn around bro and just walk down you know but i think he was
just kind of mixed up or
you know i don't know what the fuck but that dude the whole time literally
knocking on the back wall
let me out um but this was something else man this was something else we were
right up there
and and they had this guy it was a lot of like probably 40 and 50 year old
couples i would say
you know it's not like it's not a bunch of people smoking weed and doing acid
it's not like in
in my imagination uh and then there was a dude next to us had a couple of young
escorts it seemed
like a couple thoughts with him yeah uh i think that guy i think he's just a
really big aerosmith
aerosmith fan and he wanted to make this night perfect so yeah he got three of
the prettiest
ladies he could find that uh some sugar babies and i'm not saying that they
were escorts i don't know
that but they were definitely dates you know or one of them was his daughter
that also didn't mind
touching him a lot so he had a unique uh triumvir to women with him but it
created this weird energy
around us because you had these other couples that had flown in from the midwest
or new jersey
or you know or just driven in from henderson nevada and they were um and they
were all there
to sierra smith and suddenly there's these these young bus buxom these young buxom
ladies milling
around right there and uh and they were all offended a little bit you could
tell so anyway this man had
these two ladies there these buxom you know younger ladies and look i get it
you're you know these are
older women and they've you know they spent time raising their families and
stuff like that they're
there enjoying an aerospace maybe they went and saw the band with their husband
when they were young
and now they're in their 50s and they're back to see the band so then you have
this man right there
who obviously has left his wife and he got a couple of thoughts you know a
couple of internet
you know choice kind of buxom gals out there a couple of you know titty bunnies
with
them so and they're right up by the stage and they're like dancing all over
them
and so all of the older men are like ogling these young ladies and they can't
help it that's nature
you know what i'm saying if you put a if you put a um if you put a dime near a
uh
near a bank the bank's gonna look at it you know and so so nick anyway i went
to the restroom
and nick take it away nick well uh you know i i like to smoke a little weed now
and then yeah and uh
now they've got all these new gadgets and gizmos that you can smoke weed out of
oh yeah i've got one
of those vape pens that has thc in it and that's that what it's like an
electric cigarette huh yeah
yeah it's like an electric cigarette and that's for children i thought it was
for teenagers and you
have it i do i do uh but yeah i don't know mine gets you high so i don't think
it's for children oh
that's a good point but uh but yeah a little juvenile nonetheless yeah but uh
either way i was
trying to be respectful of your sobriety not that you give a shit or usually
have any judgment but
i appreciate it uh so you went to the bathroom and i decided to partake and uh
we we had already
you're you had already been chatting a little bit with these these uh these
young ladies yeah one of
the girls had listened to an episode of this past weekend with a sex worker we'd
interviewed so that
right there was just kind of it was an interesting moment yeah and she she told
you she learned a lot
from it yeah yeah she said oh i've seen you do comedy before and and uh and i
saw your podcast
with the sex worker so that was pretty that was pretty it wasn't telling but it
was interesting
it very interesting but uh yeah so when you went to the bathroom i pulled out
my pen and i hit it
to uh enjoy the concert in even a different state and uh look you don't tell me
like i'm a cop okay
i feel like you're like i'm a police officer well sir uh so then what happened
was so i got high when
you went to the bathroom is what i'm saying and uh she saw it and she was like
oh is that weed
and i was like it is i was like do you smoke weed because because it's strong
and she was like she's
like yeah i do i'm fine and she had tits that like if she said yes her tits
would like move up and
down for yes and if she said no her tits would move left and right for no like
it was like she didn't
even move her head her just her tits would move and uh they moved up and down
for yes so i so i let
her hit it and uh she was gone immediately i mean this was like yeah this was
uh it was very much
like i'm trying to relate it to a fight at ufc that i saw this weekend it was
like it was an immediate
knockdown yeah yeah uh wilson hayes versus uh pantoja uh yeah she she got
knocked out like wilson
hayes yeah yeah it was it was immediate so next thing you know now this lady's
sitting in the chair
and she's like puking into a bag so suddenly all the midwest couples and all
the other women are like
cheering now they're all dancing somebody started singing jesse's girl aerosmith
didn't even sing that
and you mentioned how a lot of the older gentlemen were all distracted by them
uh and all the the
women that were with the older gentlemen they were appalled at what they were
seeing so then i think
you let you were right they got some uh satisfaction off seeing this situation
go awry yeah yeah there was
a special moment like yeah and suddenly like everybody could have fun and it
was like the last two or
three songs of the concert and it was like uh like what it what was supposed to
happen had happened
you know the good the the dark arts had been defeated and then the guy was like
all kind of
you could tell he was pissed because one of his workers was down you know just
imagine how mad you
are if i don't come into work you know oh definitely yeah and then i had to
turn the cameras on myself
jesus i'd have lost my mind i had to put that in there but mr officer i will
say that that was just
a weed pen and she had to have been drunk pretty drunk before to have that
effect on her
dude it was so funny because literally she goes from being this pair of tits
that even stephen tyler
would come over like he had somebody else sing a song at one point and he's
just over like looking
at this girl's tits and then finally um and then finally justice was served
nick hit her with that weed
man put her out oh dude just a mental calligraphy just she was uh that was it
um and then i don't
know if you remembered i thought you uh you made steven tyler walk off stage at
one point because their
last song of their set list was was dude looks like a lady and when they go
yeah yeah he was holding the
mic out to like different parts of the crowd and when he got to our section you
were looking down at your
phone and he wanted us all to respond and you didn't and then the concert ended
almost immediately
after i thought you pissed him off but it turns out that's the regular set list
no i remember that
dude and i felt horrible it was like and i'd paid attention to probably 92 of
the concert you know
i caught what i could on my phone some people were it was too much on the phone
like the the thoughts
and even that old guy who hired the thoughts dude you know um they were on
there they were just video
recording the whole time but i tried to embrace it in that one moment he came
and you saw me looked
at me huh yeah yeah i was like i was like i hit you i was like yeah yeah that
was right there dude
and i looked at him the whole time hoping he'd look at me and the one moment he
looks mike was maybe 18
inches from now would it hurt daddy do i was gonna sing the wrong song i'm glad
maybe i wasn't i was
because if i'd just turned around and was like jesse's girl i could have ruined
it
oh but man what a time and to go from one close range thing where people are
singing one and where
people are fighting i'd way rather be a singer a hundred percent you gotta hit
a high note instead
of hit another motherfucker easily good afternoon and other times thanks for
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