Name: Theo Von Meets a Mariners Fan
Uploaded: 2020-07-29T16:00:06.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Meets a Mariners Fan' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-07-29. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Meets a Mariners Fan' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-07-29. Transcript available.

you know i made a mistake i saw a man the other day and he was in a um in a he
had a hat on right
you know he had that brim and so i went up and it said mariners you know and so
i said oh you know
are you a big fan you know i said unfortunately you guys are one of the only
teams never to win the
the pennant you know the championship the major league championship
and he just looked he said excuse me i said you know you guys are one of the
you know seattle you guys are one of the only teams you know to never win it it's
unfortunate
and he's just you know i said you know i was a saints fan and they they had
they didn't win
it for 30 years and you know i know your pain a little and i said you know and
he's just kind
of looking at me where i said you know i love ichiro and i always have really
you know enjoyed
ichiro suzuki if you if you've seen him or if you haven't he is a man and i'm
not gonna you know
racially profiling but you know he could be bobby lee's daddy i'll say that
you know you wouldn't be surprised if you looked up the sung sang dynasty and
he was in
one of the arts you know one of the drawings or whatever
but um you know i said i loved ichiro
you know tino martinez i'm rattling off different mariners players
and he's like what are excuse what are you
and at this point i can tell he's getting a little upset and i started to think
something was wrong i
started to feel high honestly and he's like well what in the fuck are you
talking about
marines i said the mariners and i pointed his hat and it said marines on it
and uh
i mean just damn you know just
nothing there's something when you ask a member of an armed force
you know when you ask a man who is a you know a warrior
who's traveled to other lands you know to
you know to fight and
you know try and
you know hook up with women on his off days and
you know or be secretly in love with men or whatever
you know a military
when you ask a man like that and you just repeatedly kind of accuse him of
being a
seattle mariners fan it's
well it's not something you want to do
good evening good afternoon and other times
thanks for watching that video you just saw i mean it was okay
but the next video you could watch could be way better
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