Name: Taking Another Man on a Straight Date | @TheoVon
Uploaded: 2020-08-02T16:00:08.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Taking Another Man on a Straight Date | @TheoVon' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-08-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Taking Another Man on a Straight Date | @TheoVon' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-08-02. Transcript available.

we had another we had a couple calls that came in a lot of you know we put a
question on the last
episode about if you had a if you had to take a man on a date and this is no
homo type of stuff
this is straight up just straight this is if you if you're a straight man but
you had to take a man
on a date how would you do it what would you do we had a couple answers that
came in to the hotline
985-664-9503 let's hear one gang what's up dusty and i've always valued that
type of name a name that
also you know kind of has an atmosphere to it dusty stormy you know windy oh
there's windy you know
that bitch will just scoot off in any direction yeah
you know buzz i like that kind of name oh buzz there's buzz you know we've been
hit by lightning
you know him you know bugs love him all right let's hear it more of the episode
and you wanted us to
call in to tell you what we where we'd take a guy on a date and what we would
do and look i want to
also and now that i'm hearing this back this sounds extremely gay man which is
fine if somebody's gay
that's fine and if you want to be an adult gay male
then more power to you buddy i'll vote for you okay depending on what's going
on and if you're
legitimate gang i'm a straight man been married for i hope my wife don't hear
this i don't know
a little while now dude your wife ain't listening to this damn show man gang
brother but i like your
attitude man gang it's five six years something like that and uh i don't know
where i would take any man
on a date but i pretend i'm just taking me on a date and in order to get to my
heart you would need to
take me to a nice steak restaurant buy me that porterhouse oh damn bone-in tomahawk
ribeye dusty got
that pricey tongue on him onward dust i need a medium with the outside chard
well a little garlic butter on it maybe some steak rolls if you got them
uh then after that all you need to do is uh purchase me a bag of marijuana
dang and uh give me a couple cigars rolling blizzies up with
damn dust so dusty's getting blunted and that's the dude if you're getting
hooked up on them giants
dusty that's that's risque man because that's risque you know i remember when i
was young
they had a kind of a strand of weed that came through town and a lot of people
if they smoked it
they was doing kind of gay activity you know they'd shake somebody you know
you know i remember i know my buddy roy smoked it and he shook somebody's hand
for almost a minute
you know where you'd see somebody doing a piggyback for no reason
you know i remember a couple buddies of mine smoked a bag of it for the funeral
and they doing piggybacks over there right but right next to the dead
and that's
i mean that's mildly
you know that's damn 40 percent g-a-y baby
you know so it's just interesting when you think about it
you know but that's i remember that strand of weed i don't remember what it was
called
but that's when that hit the scene people
people were shook
you know wives were standing around in the yard just holding their hand they
didn't know what was going on
because people was just puffing their way
right over on each other's nuts you know
and nutting around on each other's bodies and that kind of stuff
you know being gay
um
and yeah sorry to have a lot of this kind of talk on here but look
this is what the episode you know
we asked straight men if you were to take a man
on a date how would you do it
and i want to tell you the number of calls that came in
just blew my mind
i mean we probably had about 70 dates that got called in
um
here we go right here
and i think getting it look man if you're gonna
that's brave of you dusty
you trying to get ben out
you know you letting a man give you that steak
and then you trying you letting him buy you a blunt
damn you an easy day dude
damn
you an easy date bro
you gotta tighten up man
gang man onward
let's hear a call
what's up pio vaughn
love the podcast man
this is gavin calling from ridoso new mexico
the lower 48 baby
you know what i mean
amen brother praise god baby pg daddy
you know
feliz cristo
feliz cristo papa
yeah that's what i grew up with
my name is gavin earl
my parents are white if you can't tell
but on your last podcast you wanted to see what
you'd do if you took a dude on a date
no homo shit
but my question is
what song plays in your head when you're getting buttfucked
no homo
mine's that lip from limp biscuit
oh damn
that song see it's funny
i think there's probably be like nothing else matters from metallica or
something
damn this
this call took a wrong turn bro you going
dude you're just supposed to take the man on a date buddy
gavin you know i respect you and everything
but you just there's nothing
that's wild man you're going real deep bro
we trying to keep it classy man
a lot of people on this
on on you know a lot of us you know have wives or hope to have a wife one day
you know
a lot of us still chasing that little
you know that body wallet bro
that cooter
so
that's too much for us man
gang bro be well
um
what else man we'll take one more
one more call that came in man
uh about that
and uh
and what people
what people thought was good
here we go
so this is adam from spartanburg south carolina
what's up adam
thank you for calling
and that's a biblical name
and that's a risky name too
because somebody died
who got killed
at
beginning of the
bible
cain got killed
he murdered his brother
so
you know
keep tabs on your kiddos man
because that was adam's kids
so you got risky
that's a damn brave name dude
adam
and uh
but that's okay man
you know
that could be part of the past
man let's hear more
um
i'll let you pause
to do that
what's up adam
thanks
um
this is about that
mandate
if you got a
you know
mandate for a mandate
where would you go
all straight
no homo
gang bro
if you're down like that
but
uh
i think
a perfect mandate
would be
a little axe
throwing
you know what i mean
get that
get that
bladed hitter
stand in line
throw it out of bullseye
a tad bit
you know
romantic
baby
a little scary
a little uh
a little fun
you know
you ain't got a drink
but maybe
whoever wants to get a little sip
get a little sip off
you know what i mean
sip on with some blades
sounds dangerous
i like that
i like that man
i think that's a nice thing
you know
i think that's a nice thing
and sometimes i envision a world
where things could be like that
where a straight man
could take a gay man out
to throw some axes
or you know
hum some blades
or whatever
or do bow and arrows
or whatever
or shoot down a hot air balloon
whatever
you know
spend time together
without it being sexual
or trying to be like that
but it's risky too
a lot of gay men
they love that risk
you know
it's i mean dude
that's a
i mean
that's risky
i mean that's wild bro
but amen man
i appreciate you calling in
and giving us that option dude
and just seeing what's on
seeing what's going on
we got one more that came in
what's up theo
i got my dog over here
hacking on some barking jerky
this is joeby from
louisville kentucky
and i was just answering
your question
if i were a man
which i am
and i was taking another man out
i'd probably take her
him
he she
2020
i don't have to fuck with me
probably take him down
to the triple x theater
and uh
put on a good show
and uh
watch some fucking pussy
you know
cause i'm not gay
so how about that
there you go bro
shout out louisville
fuck you
gang gang
buzz buzz
amen bro
now that's a way to do it
but you know that man's
gonna be uncomfortable
if you got a man
at least
you know
you know
maybe draw some wiener
on a notepad
or something
save it for him
do something
don't just think about
yourself there
but also
i think that could be fun
you know
you take him out there
and just kind of
you know
have like a
you know
i think for a gay male
that's probably like
going on a damn
roller coaster
taking him to a strip club
you know
let him
you know
hum a couple dollars
at a cooter
praise bro
good afternoon
and other times
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