Name: Tim Dillon Predicts How the World Ends | @TheoVon
Uploaded: 2020-08-03T16:00:17.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tim Dillon Predicts How the World Ends | @TheoVon' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-08-03. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tim Dillon Predicts How the World Ends | @TheoVon' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-08-03. Transcript available.

how do you think the whole the book the storybook of humanity kind of ends
do you think we get it you're looking at you're looking at i think it ends in a
dystopian place
and what does this i think it ends like what does it mean dystopian utopians
like a perfect world
dystopians like a up future like yeah i think it ends mad max here's how i kind
of internalize it
thanks nick um i think it's like here's what i think it is i think outside
there's gonna be like
fights and and people be fighting each other hopefully they'll be fist fighting
each other
inside of an olive garden olive garden will become it'll be a place for
fighting the government's
gonna be like snatching people up it's gonna be crazy right and then you'll be
inside your house
with like vr goggles on like doing tick tock dances and outside there's gonna
be explosions and you're
just gonna hear gunshots and then you just can't hear it because you're in like
this augmented reality
world of like the whole thing is we just climbed into the computer yeah when
when this started
everybody was just like well outside's a problem you're gonna get sick somebody's
gonna you know
oh that's true now we've all climbed into the computer we've climbed in the
computer we're just
gonna live there forever so humanity will it'll just get weirder and weirder
and weirder to the
point where if you're like hey you want to go to the park somebody's gonna be
looking you go are you
sick are you a sicko do you know what's out there marauding gangs coronaviruses
diseases government
agents like it's gonna get pedophile yeah public school teachers the worst the
lowest of the low
and i think tick tock is a great way to take a glimpse into the future because
the news will be
like everybody's dying and then the kids on tick tock are just like yeah you
know just like this right
yeah just unbothered just completely like like the teletubbies yeah just like
some kids getting
molested and the teletubbies are just dancing on the screen yeah and they're
just like mouthing the
words to songs they didn't write yeah and they're just dancing and then and
that's kind of the
beginning of of and then you have this girl who mouths trump like sarah cooper
whatever name is
who's whatever talented i'm not cheating on her but like she just like trump
she like lip syncs trump
so he'll say something and she goes on tick tock she's got this massive
following just like lip
syncing trump so it's gonna be weird it's just like it's gonna be like people
lip syncing music
or the words of other people and people gonna be like that's funny it's gonna
it's starting to feel
strange out there and i think it just gets weirder and weirder to the point
where we all just want to
live in a video game because it's more comforting than real life and what about
if semen comes out of
our bodies we just throw it away we just it'll come out of your body you'll
just throw it away but i think
a lot of it'll be like will somebody come to collect it it'll be it'll be sex
robots it'll be stim it'll
be weird stimuli it'll be they'll still be and everything but it'll be just a
weird it's going
to go into you know the way that these augmented reality games or virtual
reality feels i think
that it's very possible that like porn gets so powerful and crazy way powerful
already that who
knows it's destroying people's real sex drives it's destroying people's yeah i'm
one of those people
yeah it's wild yeah good evening good afternoon and other times thanks for
watching that video
you just saw i mean it was okay but the next video you could watch could be way
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