Name: Microdosing and Dentistry | Theo Von
Uploaded: 2020-08-06T16:00:07.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Microdosing and Dentistry | Theo Von' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-08-06. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Microdosing and Dentistry | Theo Von' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-08-06. Transcript available.

What a pleasure, Theo. Thank you for answering the call. This is Eric in Orange
Beach.
What's up, Eric? Orange Beach, man. We used to go over there for spring break
when I was in high
school. And this one kid named Billy, and he's, I don't know if he has an
alcohol problem, but I
don't know if he doesn't. But he broke out a window one time in our hotel room
or motel room.
And then I think he went to jail or something. We sold all of his clothes while
he was in
jail. We sold everything out of his luggage on the strip. Onward. Down here,
just hanging
out, tried to microdose on the mushrooms, and I think I overdosed. But anyway.
Hell yeah, bro. Dude, that's my thing. If I'm microdosing, I'm more microdosing,
son. One
drop for me, one drop for me. Next thing you know, I'm nine drops deep.
I'm 70 drops deep. You're like, damn, bro. You're supposed to be microdosing?
You got
all your clothes off, man. What the fuck is going on? It's two in the afternoon.
Next thing you know, my buddy had a pair of needle nose helping me pull a tooth
I had a problem
with. But never mind that. Just want to let you know. Back, spinning the back
episodes.
Hope I don't run out, but really enjoying what you're doing. All right, then.
See you there.
Gang, gang, brother. Look, man, if you're pulling out a tooth on shrooms, I
think that's what I gathered
there, then you're doing good work, baby. Anybody that could bust around on
their own enamel, I wasn't
that brave. You know, you're like a baby Kevorkian out there. If you're
thinking about, if you're
willing to pull one of your body parts out of your body when you're high on shrooms,
buddy,
that's what I'm talking about. That's Dentist the Menace, bro. You're the one
right now.
Ooh. Dude, that's the thing. That's a new deal. You could do fucking dental
work on people that's
all gacked out of their brains or whatever. Open up that 2 a.m., that emergency
clinic. People that's
fucked up, they pop in. You do whatever. Take out an appendix. You know what I'm
saying?
Take an ear off Van Gogh somebody. Because if you're the guy, man, you're the
guy. Because
that's brave to pull your own tooth out when you're high on mushrooms, man.
Damn, I hope
you kept it. I bet you gave it to somebody. Now, the smooth move is giving it
to somebody
you're in love with. You know what I'm saying? Drop that incisor into a girl's
palm. Make
her feel something special. Because anybody could put a wiener in a lady.
But to find a lady and hit her with that fucking molar, baby. One of those
strong white mouth
dicks. Now, that's a real man.
Man good evening good afternoon and other times. Thanks for watching that video
you just saw. I mean it was okay
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