Name: Dad Wants a Lower Back Tattoo | @TheoVon
Uploaded: 2020-08-10T21:38:32.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dad Wants a Lower Back Tattoo | @TheoVon' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-08-10. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dad Wants a Lower Back Tattoo | @TheoVon' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-08-10. Transcript available.

you know different people make different choices for their bodies we had a call
that came in right
here let's hear it hey ceo how you doing man my name's jesse i was a united
states mariner
i was a mariner for about five years i just recently got out man calling in for
some advice
my dad called me the other day he owns a strain of motels over there in flint
michigan he's been
in the hotel business my whole life and um oh yeah over there in flint baby
those dirty water motels
you know those brackish little bed shops baby onward he was telling me he wants
to get a low
back tattoo and dude i'm gonna tell you man you can't you can do what you want
but you also
can't get a low back tattoo if you are man okay this ain't the future this is
right now
and i that right there is a gateway drug to homosexuality and probably prison
time
and it's fine if that's what if those are the things you're looking for but if
you're just
looking to do a little snazzy body art you don't get a back a lower back tattoo
especially if you're
slinging hotel rooms man you're gonna have a couple fellas trying to sleep up
in your ass brother onward
being a straight single man i told him i wouldn't recommend getting anything
tattooed on on your lower
back as a straight man but um you know he's my dad i want to respect him i want
to hear him out and
he said well son i want to get the hotel logo tattooed on my low back and
well look man you know what actually bro get it i say you get dude get two
flames coming off the side
coming right around to his hips the end of the flames is ending right down
towards his nuts
get that get a big huge banana right up and down his spine man and get the
hotel or whatever it is
ramada you know jerry's tight stay right there above his ass get that do him
right treat your daddy right
what am i talking why am i saying no when i should be saying yes lean into the
fun that's why too much
i'm i'm i'm telling say don't do don't lean into the fun take a chance
rent your daddy a nice brother with that big body hammer for tonight
you know big uh big stanley big stanley the stallion
you know what i'm saying get your get your daddy dick down properly
out there let him live his life
i'm sorry i said no
i am sorry that i said no brother go on and get it
and i hope your dad does it all
i hope he does it damn all dude and i hope he probably does oral
you know live a little
peace c baby praise christ
good evening good afternoon and other times
thanks for watching that video you just saw
i mean it was okay
but the next video you can watch could be way better
what if you watch a video right now that changes your life
well you could watch this one or watch this one
watch this one watch this one watch this one
Oh!