Name: The Pest Control Call
Uploaded: 2020-08-12T16:00:32.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Pest Control Call' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-08-12. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Pest Control Call' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-08-12. Transcript available.

what's going on ceo this is billy marshall out of delray beach florida billy
marshall
and man i fell in love one time with a girl from delray beach and
i met her on in there on twitter and we texted and sexted and everything
sent drawings of my dick and everything to her and she would you know you know
tell me what her
breasts felt like and everything and describe it and send me you know little
envelopes and stuff
like that with perfume on the cotton and all of that but um and we texted for
months and months and
months and finally we saw each other and we just it was just it was bafflingly
bad we could not get
along for so anyway onward brother and uh today was one of the craziest days i
ever had at work
i started working at this pest control company in february okay pest control
and we need it man
i'd love to see a real you know a pet a real little rodeo man out there just
corralling roaches
you know somebody on a quidditch broom just chasing a bunch of bees trying to
get them bastards to chill
out trying to keep them away from a picnic we need pest control we need
somebody out there wrangling these
thoughts out there you know v get you know corralling these bitches into an
urban outfitters or something
and helping keep the world tight onward and uh today they they're like all
right go out to the property
and go around the buildings and put your rat baits out the contract with luma
track if you know what
that is oh yeah man killing rats bro and it's look when you come to the rat
king you're talking about
killing rats man you got a lot of uh nerve but i respect your position onward
you're in test control
but anyways i'm doing the box and after i do the box i look up and i see 10
sharpshooters looking right
at me with the rifles like aimed right at me i was like i like looked at them i
said what and they said
cut they waved me over i walked over to them they said there's the bomb in that
building i i changed the
beat while the bomb the bomb didn't end up going off but the bomb squad was
there and i changed the bait
and then the bomb squad got me but man that's one of those things too i was
high on marijuana like that's
that was an interesting experience high on marijuana and there we go right
there
and that's the truth of it all is that pot can be a gateway drug man to bombings
you do a little weed and somebody blows up your cousin bro
you know you get high and suddenly you think they got a you know somebody taped
a bunch of c4 up under your silverado
so it's i've been high enough where i feel like somebody's trying to bomb me
but
to just be high and then they and there's real bombs that's some that's some
that's awesome dude
dude i remember the drug dogs would come to school
and they would come smell everybody in the class and they said they were
smelling if you had any weed
on you they would know and i remember raising my hand and i said well what if
you're just high
will they know that and uh and the teacher and the police officers were
we're not happy about that because i didn't have any weed on me bro but i had
that in my brain
you know that good evening good afternoon and other times thanks for watching
that video you just saw
i mean it was okay but the next video you could watch could be way better what
if you watch a video
right now that changes your life well you could watch this one or watch this
one watch this one watch this one
Watch this one!
Ah!