Name: Theo Von and David Arquette on Tom Segura AKA Mystic Rick
Uploaded: 2020-08-31T16:00:11.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von and David Arquette on Tom Segura AKA Mystic Rick' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-08-31. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von and David Arquette on Tom Segura AKA Mystic Rick' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-08-31. Transcript available.

now there's some wrestling in our circuit there's some you know there's some
hot air balloons out
there and i want you to take a peek at this guy right here tom shiguro oh yeah
and he had this
wrestling uh this promo video that came out a while back uh just about a month
ago
yeah you've also said quote they have diminished capacity yeah could you
explain what you meant by
that exactly and would you like to take this moment to apologize oh no i was i
meant that
they're stupid uh they're poor um they're all beneath me uh you know they're
losers if they
want to come you know maybe clean up my toilet or whatever i could spit on them
while they're
doing it give them a little taste of the mystique hey rick you're so strong you
could even withstand
the ankle lock oh it's true it's damn true mr grick what about the wrestlers
themselves some of
them have reached out to you saying they used to be fans of yours now they've
been hurt by your
how do you respond to that mission accomplished get it mr grick what's up oh
that was you this is my
parrot solstice you know we always enter the ring together anybody wants to get
the turkey slicer
come come at me man mr grick you are never down to the count you are the best
there is the best there
was and the best there ever will be just keep those jeans high and tight and
know that you are
the excellence of execution and everything you do do you think you can do what
they do wrestlers
yeah it's fake why can't i win a fake fight sign me up oh let's rehearse and i'll
whoop your fake
ass that's what burned me he get what that's what burned me that part oh yeah
did you guys have it
yeah i went back at him but that just yeah it's fake it's it's not choreographed
it's organized but
it's not fake at all once you get in the ring you'd be surprised how not fake
how real it is
and uh often like people are here waiting kind of teach you a lesson once in a
while because you're
bleeding in the documentary yeah that was a death match though but even the
backyard match but
you almost see there's always something it just hurts to take those bumps and i
had three fractured
ribs when i had to wrestle rj city and a bunch of stuff oh man it's a good look
with you as a wrestler
oh i came back at him this is me coming back at mystic and i went more old
school style oh yeah but
i mean obviously it's got no respect for the business that tom segura racking a
lot of smack
being thrown around by mystic rick saying wrestling is fake what are your
thoughts on that
oh man was it fake when i nabbed the gab out of that little russia hunter mr
michael robber
was it fake when i broke the spirit of that little norwegian smut mannequin mr
crystal
was that fake rick was it fake when i put the dirty unagi
on little bobby miyagi
was that fake ricky
the only thing not real here is you brother yeah you little diet denier
starch addict gout candidate i bet you can't even skateboard that was the
personal
rick had some choice words for the fan i had to get him man i had to go get him
man
so we i came right back at him because that's the part that hit me i think
there's a certain element
of people out there that don't understand when they call it fake how it hits
some people yeah
that's for sure where does that hit you when they call it fake oh man you just
don't understand how real
it is until you get in there it really is like it's getting crazier and crazier
and not that it's
there's a there's a real beauty like i wrestle colt cabana is one of my
favorite matches and ethan page
these guys are super pro so even though they're making it real it's uh it still
isn't as painful
as some of those other lessons people teach you you think you could beat the
fat guy that was in the
the beginning of this it's a girl yeah let me come on you think he has what it
takes actually once it
gets once he gets into the ring do you think he could i mean has he trained
properly that's the
thing like no anyone we're going on a very short limb and say no he is not yeah
well then it's just
it's kind of like something you usually shouldn't do like unless somebody's
really so training because
every wrestling match is as good as the most experienced person in there you
know or the most
you know like the most trained you know they don't have to have the most
experience but
someone who really gets it can make you look good one of my best matches was
with jack perry
and jungle boy at aw and he's just so talented that he made for him nick made
me look like i could do
things that nobody had ever i'd never tried before a canadian destroyer and the
only reason it works so
well is because he's so great at it i mean it's certain things you're not
really supposed to talk
about or whatever but right but he's super talented wrestler that's luke perry's
son oh is it really
yeah god dang he's damn beautiful dude yeah he's great he's a movie star this
kid he's never smoked
never drank he's got a great head on his shoulder he's tough as nails he's
better looking about
easily sixty percent of the women i've dated easily bro he's a great looking
guy even the
guy above him right there yeah luchasaurus he's an amazing wrestler wow he's
good you know i don't
know six eight six ten but i would love to see you beat the out of uh mystic rick
though yeah yeah dude
do you guys have a little uh like a little like promotion or something is it
does he have a belt or
uh theo called him out and he never responded oh really the rat king called him
out and he never
responded man we had a belt that started years ago uh when they have a podcast
called the fighter
and the kid yeah and they had a vote on their podcast for best guest or one of
the best guests
in the year and that guy got a belt so once the belt came into it that it came
that's the origin story
of the belt and then you know we started taking on different characters and you
know just
you know i kind of like most of our fan base is really a bunch of rats you know
not bad rats but
just like underdogs you know yeah just like right there with you yeah cheese
hunters you know so yeah
i feel it good evening good afternoon and other times thanks for watching that
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