Name: Single Mom Starts Only Fans | @TheoVon
Uploaded: 2020-09-02T16:00:23.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Single Mom Starts Only Fans | @TheoVon' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-09-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Single Mom Starts Only Fans | @TheoVon' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-09-02. Transcript available.

hey breezy can you hear me what's going on how are you oh i'm really i'm really
good
how are you doing i'm doing pretty well you look lovely today thank you we're
getting i'm getting
ready to take the kids to a movie oh okay at a movie theater yes they're only
playing older
movies we're gonna go see the original back to the future oh that'd be nice for
them huh that's
yeah one of my favorites show them what it was like back in the day when a when
a man had to
wear a puffy vest and still look like a decent man you know yes um what's been
going on so you are
you guys have been during this pandemic how's it been because you have three
children right
i have three my son just left today he's moving to wyoming to finish his senior
year with his best
friends with his dad oh wow that's was that kind of sad or how did you feel
about it i had a good
cry two to go and is he a decent kid is he pretty decent oh my kids are the
best kids you have no
idea i don't know how they wound up so good they're really really good-hearted
amazing respectful kids
who make good decisions i don't know what happened to them it wasn't me wow are
you sure they're kids
because that doesn't sound like kids at all they're they're not normal kids i'm
telling you
um so what what did you guys do during this was it pretty rough out there for
you guys during this
um during the quarantine and all this kind of stuff how was it over there in utah
work got really hard i lost my hours unemployment wasn't paying for a minute
i wound up joining only fans i started my own only fans and um since then
everything's been better we
don't have everything open yet so we're still just stuck inside but um time's
all hard for a minute
but everything's looking up now and we're starting to open up a little bit
yeah i mean yeah so uh so wait so yeah obviously things yeah things got tougher
people so you open up an
only fans like a provocateur female provocateur kind of environment exactly
exactly wow okay
it was i i wasn't sure at first if it was something that i wanted to do but it's
been really successful
and i made it to the top eight percent oh wow so yeah so this is just you
needed some you look you got
to be able to survive you have three children um yeah i i support that that's i
probably won't look at it
um that's okay okay but don't don't ask don't ask me what's on it because you're
gonna have to pay for
it if you want to know okay uh yeah look my imagination can probably i mean i
have no idea i'm sure it's
wonderful i think it's really cool um that you are figuring out ways to to make
things happen during
this you know uh yeah really really good and uh yeah i'm just i'm kind of torn
because i know like
i try not to venture into the while you know into the waa into the wiles of the
web everybody so that's
okay i i respect that and i respect that you have it and i know that we can
still support it and not
and and and i don't have to go there out of you know not out of i wish i wish
everybody thought like
that what uh what is it well yeah what is it do you feel like sharing that is
that okay
yeah no absolutely i just i share nude photos explicit photos and sometimes
video clips oh wow
no no what do you is there a link or something where people are just uh that's
what i meant no no i can
guess what it is is there a link or not i don't want to like i'm just saying if
people look here's
what i'm saying i support the fact that mom's got to do what mom's got to do
and look it's a tough
time i love it i'm glad that you are finding ways to provide and if we have
listeners that even i'm not
gonna tell those young fellas to get out there and watch it but if they want to
support it where can
they support it they can go to only fans you can search me on instagram on only
fans and on tick tock
um under havana gypsy all the same name and any of those three and you can find
my only fans through
those other social media havana gypsy huh gypsy mom's out here only fans and so
and was that something that do your do the kids know about that
my kids know about it my my they haven't seen it but they do well yeah they all
know about it even my
youngest now knows wow my daughter's and she's behind the camera my my middle's
here with me yes
she knows about it oh well look that's wild i mean you look i love it you know
people put their artwork
out there uh you know beauty is a form of art and the female body is a form of
art and i love it
absolutely so what about is it is there more pressure now that the sun is gone
like who's gonna
step up and be kind of like the the the next in command there at the house my
daughter's like
she knows that it's her she's my second hand anyway before him even i always
called her to help me with
everything so um she's here with me oh and my youngest is here you know that
they're all just
really good help they they'll help me they'll hug me when i need it they're
good kids man god i love
that i wish they would have raised me i feel like um there's still time there's
still time
and i still need to be raised as well i think um so what uh did your family you
feel like get
closer over this pandemic is do you feel like it was kind of a talk did you
feel like it didn't help
what were some things that kind of happened as a family unit um me and my kids
or me and my siblings
yeah maybe you and your kids the kids and i we've been i mean same i've been
home more because
part of my my night life my going out you know having friends and and having
things to do and so
that's all closed down so i've been at home you know more um but we really we
just do the same
thing we've always done you know we just hang out at home we'll put on movies
and kind of just hang out
that's what we do but we have been going roller skating they open the roller
skating rink back up
so we've been doing that too i love that god i love that and does your daughter
kind of meet men
at the roller skating rink or does she do dating or what's her does she do she
just had a boy uh how
old is he how old is he how old is he he's 18 18 18 year old pick her up the
other day and they went
to see a movie oh my god don't tell me he was a comedian was he a comedian i
think i know him
they um that was her first kind of date um and that that was fun but no she had
have you
been at the skating rink she's not a few friends at the skating rink but no
boys and were you nervous
about her going on this date how did that where it was that kind of a fun thing
what was that like
no i wasn't nervous she had fun they just they just hung out she actually knew
him from school he
graduated last year um so she knew him from school so i wasn't nervous as long
as she knows him and
feels comfortable enough to go with him she's got her phone she can call me if
she needs anything and
she knows that so i wasn't nervous she had a good time dang that's cool you
guys are lit you guys are
like few you guys are like this future family i feel like in a strange way you
guys have a lot going
on just it just seems just i don't know maybe i'm just living a boring life but
um well hopefully
whenever yeah when comedy opens back up we'll have to come in and check in and
get to bring you out to
another show i hope you do i would love it yeah we certainly will and uh yeah
we're going to send
something over to you want to do something nice you can do something fun with
the kids and um or the
one less kids now but um well look it's nice to see you and uh i hope you guys
have a wonderful time
at the movie it's so good to see you hear from you you're an awesome guy i had
a lot of fun on our
singles night outs yeah well if you do it again any new any love interest over
there any love during
the pandemic for mom or what's that like listen i don't know i i don't know
okay we'll leave it at
that to be continued there might be something just barely starting we'll see
yeah okay well i'm gonna
keep my fingers crossed for that um awesome well uh thank you so much breezy
for for just check it
for checking in and chatting with us and uh and i hope you guys have a
wonderful um whatever it is a
month a day a year everything thank you it's good to hear from you all right
you too i'll talk to you soon
all right bye phil okay bye bye wow so look look it's the 21st century what you
know what i'm saying
these ladies out there mom's gotta survive she's got three little ones i'ma
support uh look we put our
support behind single moms and so you can support breezy you know and uh and
that's you know it's
what it's different times you know mama gotta earn the bread that's it that is
it like look at least she's
out there making money too i remember dude i remember some a mechanic feeling
my mom up for free
so this ain't that baby those days are over
um so maybe nick i would have nick get us a membership but dang me or him doesn't
need any
of that in our lives really we got and i'm not saying i don't i just i got dude
i open my eyes and
i see down you know 30 50 vaginas and titties and booties bhs man buttholes you
know what so i got
enough of that in my head and my dang jug right floating around so i'm trying
to log off of my
own thoughts half the time good evening good afternoon and other times thanks
for watching
that video you just saw i mean it was okay but the next video you could watch
could be way better
what if you watch a video right now that changes your life well you could watch
this one or watch this
one watch this one watch this one watch this one ah