Name: Chelcie Lynn's Family Smoked Marlboro's Just For the Jackets | Theo Von
Uploaded: 2020-09-07T16:00:27.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Chelcie Lynn's Family Smoked Marlboro's Just For the Jackets | Theo Von' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-09-07. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Chelcie Lynn's Family Smoked Marlboro's Just For the Jackets | Theo Von' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-09-07. Transcript available.

what's up tammy what's up theo quick question what was your first experience
with tobacco was it that
cowboy killer or was it that smokeless lip filler gang gang nicotine buzz oh
yeah
and a fellow with a nice body there too bro yeah great tank top beautiful young
fella right there
two arms yeah where i'm from that's a damn highlight two arms one eyebrow oh
you show up
with two arms dog yeah he's cute oh somebody's getting married this
motherfucker bro you know
uh i've never smoked have you smoked i know no no i mean i've tried it but i've
never like been a
smoker oh yeah i'm six months off of cigarettes right okay okay um my grandma
and parent everyone
around me growing up chain smokers no so i you know as a little kid would like
try nah what did
they smoke you what do you remember what kind well grandma had to get that
jacket so marlboro
smiles boy yeah yeah we were always decked out in marlboro everything head to
toe that's how much
she smoked god and you had to smoke like twenty thousand dollars worth of
cigarettes to get a
jacket yeah and we had closets full wow you know yeah those jackets yeah those
are some prize pieces
exactly yeah if you saw that it was the adults did the marlboros and the
children did those kool-aid
points that were on the back of the little kool-aid packets yeah and we'd save
up and get a picture
every year we'd have a family meeting and we'd do what we wanted to do with the
points you know man
and you could get a little picture you could get a little uh one year we spent
all of them got my
little sister a damn vest dude that thing was a piece of shit oh it wasn't it
wasn't nice i mean it
was you think a vest would be nice you would think and damn it was just i don't
know it was almost like
a discontinued uh um life jacket you know that they were marking in his
clothing no no they can't do
that they can't they got you they got you they got you they got us but but yeah
those marlboros and
so your family would just smoke them oh yeah and what would you do just watch
them yeah oh wow that
was like we had no cable so what else were we going to do you know let's watch
grandma's cheeks turn
you turn you know we had channels 10 and 12 we got tired of soap operas so we
just sat there and
watch them smoke what soap operas were y'all watching oh gosh um we used to
watch like the days of our
light just all that shit oh yeah literally that's all there was guiding light
as god yeah yeah we
watched them all santa barbara that was an old one my sister still watches them
i haven't watched
them since high school but she still watches them that's really interesting
dedicated yeah yeah that
can really lead to loneliness as well good afternoon and other times thanks for
watching that video you
just saw i mean it was okay but the next video you could watch could be way
better what if you watch
a video right now that changes your life well you could watch this one or watch
this one watch this
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