Name: Theo Von Talks to Caller With Friend on Meth
Uploaded: 2020-09-08T16:00:29.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Talks to Caller With Friend on Meth' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-09-08. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Talks to Caller With Friend on Meth' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-09-08. Transcript available.

let's take another call here here we go hey theo this is uh thomas getty from
fort worth texas
tommy out of folk worth i'm calling today because a buddy of mine is
well i don't think addicted but i think getting a little bit too much into
meth he has been a little too much into meth okay onward kind of dabbling in
the meth here
in there i don't think he doesn't oh you mean he's mething around huh okay i'll
stop every day
but you know like every couple of weekends or so i'm finding out this dude's
doing meth you know
he's not like hiding it or anything he tells me about it and i tell him dude
that's not fully
stopped doing that slippery slope um i don't think that's a great thing for
this dude he's a hard
working dude he's got a job and whatnot he's a great guy meth's great if you
want to do card tricks
outside of uh you know outside of supermarkets for people to make a couple of
bucks for the rest
of your life then meth's great meth's great if you want to um you know if you
want to
wash your hands so much that you washed your damn skin right off of them then
meth's great
meth's great if you want it to be winter time and you don't need a coat because
your body is at about
190 degrees then yeah meth's great onward he just does meth you know and a
couple of my friends have
approached me about it said that they're worried about it because he's not
really shy about the fact
that he does it he's never really offered to have a smash but you know if he
did it a weekend or two
ago or he did it that day before he came to hang out with us he'll tell us
which i don't know i think
that's weird well it sounds like he's like the most confident meth guy ever
really like he's
fucking meth hamad ali dude this guy's you know smoke like a butterfly shoot
like a bee this dude's on
that meth but he's fearless about it so he might mean here's the here's the the
things that can happen
he could become the greatest meth user of all time and really become a champion
of the sport you know
he could become the deon sanders of methamphetamines or or this dude could get
caught in a playground
uh taking apart the slides and the swings in the middle of the night for no
reason
so those are really the two options let me hear a little bit more so what would
you do how would
you tell your friend to maybe stop doing the mess and love you love you too man
i appreciate the call
you know because it is hard to approach people especially if you think they
have addiction
if they're struggling it's hard also sometimes i remember i used to use drugs
and i would think
other people were using drugs too much dude i remember being high on cocaine
and telling somebody
on cocaine bro you you got to do less cocaine they're like what bro you are you're
on cocaine i said
oh you're all right you're right
i would
i would maybe talk to an interventionist man sometimes they cost money but i
would maybe talk to an
interventionist because it's still i just don't see how it can get better
unless something happens now i'm just really worried that it could get really
get bad quick
so you got to tighten them up dude put little cards around to say hey no meth
you know knock knock
who's there not meth or start teaching that dude algebra bro and come out with
a new thing called
mathematics and this dude is just a straight up you know he's the it's like a
beautiful mind bro but with
methamphetamines and he's out there doing it right and winning contests and
shit and winning trophies and
traveling around the world and smoking meth and you know doing rails of meth
and fucking setting new
prizes and being a wizard and everything and then he fucking falls in love with
a girl somewhere in
japan or something and then her father probably kills him or something that's a
there's just
and that's like a best case scenario so it's limited man is limited opportunity
i think for him
so i do think it's a good time probably to speak to him and and it is time to
shut it down man there's
never a bad time to shut down somebody's meth use because meth is like it's
there's only one or two drugs
at the real end of the line you got meth you got smoking crack
nobody's ever been like oh yeah i'm smoking meth and i also
and i also just you know won a nobel prize nobody's doing that
so you got to get your boy off that meth i would talk to him and if that's not
working then i would
immediately talk to an interventionist talk to someone who works at a at a narcotics
anonymous
group somebody who could actually speak to him um but i'd find somebody maybe
in recovery who can maybe
talk to him if you can't reach him because somebody should be able to reach him
and here's the thing
when he gets better man when he's not using it he will thank you
and that's just a suggestion dude also i don't know good evening good afternoon
and other times
thanks for watching that video you just saw i mean it was okay but the next
video you can watch
could be way better what if you watch a video right now that changes your life
well you could
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