Name: David Spade’s Worst Date Ever | @TheoVon
Uploaded: 2020-09-09T16:00:09.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'David Spade’s Worst Date Ever | @TheoVon' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-09-09. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'David Spade’s Worst Date Ever | @TheoVon' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-09-09. Transcript available.

i'll do it yeah what's up to you what's up david my question is what was your
worst date that you
ever had and what is the best way to get out of the bad date without being a
jerk gang gang
and gang brother he gave you a little gang gang at the end and he's from poland
he didn't mention
public power huh he didn't call in from poland that he lives here no he lives
in poland he said
yeah and he hears this yeah this dumb show donkey thank you brother i don't
know how to say thank
you in poland but thank you very much oh two things okay one was bad dates
which god there's so many
you've been i bet you've been on some some reekers bro oh yeah i'm the bad part
of it oh yeah but still
dude sometimes you have to take yourself out of the equation have you ever is
it just been so bad
where you'll tell a girl straight up this is bad i mean i oh i you know listen
if it's bad on i can
tell they don't like me or it's not clicking you know at this point in your
life you realize everyone's
trying everyone's means well you just i would try to start with lunch or
something then you can
just tap out after and be polite never be rude and then everyone just goes
their separate ways it just
doesn't you know it's too mean i've had it done to me so many times if some
girl would actually like
me more uh which is weird because when you're in a position of getting like you
know you get dms and
shit from girls and to tell someone you don't like them or don't want to go to
them is very weird
yeah very weird position i was never in it so i would because girls it was
always the other way
girls would tell you just give you the vibe but they wouldn't call like the sarandos
thing one girl
about 10 years ago said uh we had the rainbow room just cool little joint and
she goes she said she was an
actress right so about halfway through what's that noise is that you it's me
that elevator's me oh what do you
have and have a part of a twix yeah oh nice not twix people like when you chew
and talk my mom used
to eat paydays because they were like kind of like the healthy candy bar
because of peanuts yeah i get
it and she wouldn't let us watch her eat them she would eat them by herself in
her room
that's weirder um i used to put paydays in the toilet and say i was sick and i
couldn't go to school
so uh they'd break apart so uh i go to this i go to the rainbow room and this
girl's like yeah and
then her phone's like and she goes yeah shit it's work i go oh she goes i have
to go to the valley
there's a fallout and an anal scene no way i go oh you're a adult porn actress
she goes yeah i go yeah
she goes i should probably go gotta pick that up you know i go hey works work
you know and then she's
like but i'll probably be done by midnight if you i go you know what let's put
a pin in that
we'll uh pick this up later why don't you just do tonight do your thing and i'm
like well there's
twice i've been right i run into porn people yeah i ran into a hooker once i
didn't know it was a hooker
and i ran into two girls that did porn i didn't know but porn's way common i
mean out here porn's
pretty common a lot of girls out here is more you get and i see a lot of women
that are more the uh
sugar daddy style it's like date you know yes i'll go on a date with you for a
couple hundred bucks i'll
go on a date with you and see what happens a bit of a hybrid hooker yeah my
friend does what's your
price you know what that is the great sales pitches he goes what's your price
you ever seen a girl it's
so pretty at the coffee shop you wish you'd go on one date with her you could
win her over well you can
so he goes on a site and all these pretty girls and you go hey how much does it
cost to take you to
dinner and they're like 300 bucks he does this all the time and just i've seen
the girls they meet
them for dinner 300 bucks and then they leave and he pays them and they go no
no love connection it's
like a business right or they say for another 500 i'll give you a hand job in
the car you know
sometimes you take some home but yeah i have some friends mostly it's just like
girls want to make
some money they go i'll go to dinner with you and sit with you yeah and some
guys want to just puff up
and go to catch and be like hey look who i got take a hottie out there yeah a
little arm candy old
school yeah dude you took me to catch that one time yeah i take care of you man
i did feel like arm
candy yeah we did have fun man you were my arm candy right that place uh good
evening good afternoon and
other times thanks for watching that video you just saw i mean it was okay but
the next video you can
watch could be way better what if you watch a video right now that changes your
life well you could
watch this one or watch this one watch this one watch this one watch this one
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