Name: Gender Reveal Starts Fire in California | Theo Von
Uploaded: 2020-09-12T16:27:58.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Gender Reveal Starts Fire in California | Theo Von' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-09-12. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Gender Reveal Starts Fire in California | Theo Von' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-09-12. Transcript available.

What else is going on?
Oh, in the news, I saw this.
That they had a gender reveal party and they lit up the dang forest in
California.
A couple people trying to beat open a, you know, somebody trying to beat open a
flaming armoire
with a golf club just so they can let you know who their son, what the gender
of their son is.
And California said, we ain't having any of it.
And now there's a forest fire.
Over 7,000 acres of male and female forest have been burnt to the ground.
That's, look man, they don't, you got to, California is not a, they don't,
nobody has a gender.
There's no more gender there.
They ain't doing gender.
They ain't doing gender.
You try to reveal anything's gender, fire.
That's the new rule there.
Oh, you want to see this?
You want to see it, you know, see if the baby gots a titty or something?
They shooting open a damn water balloon with a cannon?
Do the baby gots a titty or wiener or whatever?
Bam, fire.
The gender reveals they can't handle it.
You know, when I was young, Riley Mal, when I was young, you would look, you
know, you got to be five or six years old, you'd sneak off and look in your
pants and see what you were.
I remember not, I didn't know what I was, you know.
I remember one time, I'm over at my friend's house.
He's a little bit kind of, he was kind of fat, a little kind of chubby guy and
he was taking a break.
He was always doing that.
You know, we'd play any game, we'd be 10 seconds into the game and he would
turn red and have to take a break.
So I snuck off behind his house over about a, kind of about a firewood, looked
in my pants and I was a man.
There wasn't no party, there wasn't no cake after, there wasn't no petty fours,
you know, no balloons, no BS.
But there wasn't any fire.
You know, you youngsters, you want everybody, you know, you know, you got a wiener,
you want everybody to have a damn, you know, slice of homemade pie or something.
So, just different man, it's just different.
What else have I been seeing a lot of?
Dude, you know what I was thinking?
A lot of these BLM rallies, it's all white people.
That's how lame they've gotten.
Black people aren't even showing up to them anymore.
Could you imagine if a black guy showed up to a BLM rally, he would be like,
this has gotten bad.
This has gotten, I just can't even imagine.
I'll say this, there's people fighting in the parks and stuff and you keep
seeing it.
This is what is, it's our renaissance fair.
You know, the world has gotten a little more violent.
They got the UFC now.
You can watch people beat each other into unconsciousness.
In three minute increments.
On the weekend.
Brought to you by Toyo Tires.
They're selling you tires while somebody is losing their ability to recognize
their family members.
That's why a lot of protesting, I think you get these Antifa, you get these Proud
Boys, you know, you get these Wildcats out there.
That's the new renaissance fair.
Get a turkey leg, go to the park, and watch them LARP it out.
That's all it is.
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