Name: Theo Von: Why Do We Keep Sending People to Space?
Uploaded: 2020-09-15T16:00:01.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von: Why Do We Keep Sending People to Space?' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-09-15. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von: Why Do We Keep Sending People to Space?' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-09-15. Transcript available.

but you know i wanted to think about uh i wanted to think about you know we
sending we sent a lot
of people to space and they just sent two fellas to space two i think white
guys probably i don't
know um you know how america is these days say we got to get rid of these white
dudes right if i
don't send us anywhere but they just sent two white they sent two guys from
florida in the space
and that right there is just you know i don't understand why are we going to
space all the time
now we can't handle we we can't handle shit here you know two out of two out of
seven americans can't
swim and we out there getting in the deep end of the of the galaxy with no
floaties on bro you see
what they send these dudes out there in this thing like a damn 84 uh chevy blazer
sometimes a bit the
the thing they send these dudes out there
you know and it i just don't understand what we're doing it's so lit like i'm
not saying it's not fun
to think about what's out there but i just all of them i just sending people to
space we send two
dudes out of florida a couple spring break addicts every time down here in florida
we blasting two bad
boys out there it's like come on going to space the moon that's the thing oh we
want we had a couple
fellas on the moon dude being on the moon is kind of like that guy that gets on
your like at a pool party
who gets up on the roof of the house he's like i'm gonna look at me bro you ain't
doing much up there
buddy there ain't nothing up there for you man and it seems like a cool idea he's
climbing up yeah yeah
yeah then he gets up there it's like man there's no vending machines there's
only the opportunity for real failure
you know there's only you're going to end up in the white section of world star
hip-hop videos daddy
i'm just saying man it's time to get back to the roots
we got to focus on our own little space that's going on here
that's what i need to do i know that man i got to focus more on my own i'm out
here doing all of this
well you know letting my thoughts go off to mars and do this and that and that's
good it's fun
but man i need to i want to get back to the roots good evening good afternoon
and other times thanks
for watching that video you just saw i mean it was okay but the next video you
could watch could be
way better what if you watch a video right now that changes your life well you
could watch this one or
watch this one watch this one watch this one watch this one ah