Name: Don’t Own A Van Without A Dog | Theo Von
Uploaded: 2020-09-18T23:38:29.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Don’t Own A Van Without A Dog | Theo Von' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-09-18. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Don’t Own A Van Without A Dog | Theo Von' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-09-18. Transcript available.

all right let's take a call right here hey Theo man it's Nathan from Nashville
now it makes me really excited to hear that you might move down here and I just
want to offer a perspective thank you for calling Nathan I appreciate that
brother sound like you're reading does it sound like he's written this and is
reading it did you pick up on that Riley sounds like it yeah thank you about a
year or so ago I was kind of obsessed with moving to LA in my van with the
idea of laying it all on the line for my dream and maybe by doing this God
would you know buy the ticket to the dream at the price of the ultimate
sacrifice you know but um a lot of my mentors here said they're like do just
slow down you're kind of where you need to be and I just want to let you know
man
like Nashville's changing and growing and if you move down here you'd kind of
be
at the floor the ground floor of a movement just well first of all thank you
man I appreciate this call young fella and I'll say this man definitely
is getting a van and driving somewhere apart is that laying it on the line I
guess in a lot of ways it is you know you definitely you could easily get fleas
you're probably gonna at least have a pet at some point I don't trust the
person
that has the van but not the pet that lives in it with them at least that guy I
feel
like is a little bit more non murderer you know because you can't murder if you
if
you if you have a place if you have a van you're not gonna bring some a person
home and murder them with the animal right there that because then there's two
good degrees of what's going on there's you being murderer and there's the
animal
watching that you know there's um there's just so when I see a man with a van
with no animal
now a bird it doesn't count I'm talking dog a bird doesn't count a cat doesn't
even count a cat
it's just a it's just a a freaking uh four-legged bird
and but when you get that animal if you get a van with an animal that guy ain't
murder you know
that guy will try to screw you probably or do sex with your give you you know
and make you a little
grilled cheese or something and maybe have you listen to a little bit of
widespread panic or something
like that and freaking you know he'll want you you know he'll do some henna
tattoos on one of your ass
cheeks but he's not gonna murder you but I feel like you get into a van that
has no animal in it
that's murder town right there
what do you think Riley you had any experience with anything like that I have
not honestly
what else is going on man I'll say this uh I appreciate the call I appreciate
the call you
calling and saying that good things are here things are happening let's hear a
little bit
more whatever you had to say brother to give you an example my band is a
psychedelic
gospel funk group and oddly enough we've been kind of welcomed and embraced and
um again just things are moving and changing it's not just well yeah but I one
way to get
welcome and embrace if you if your band does everything you know we're a
country uh you know
we're country zydeco uh emo uh drywall can we play here and it's like yeah you
know sure you can
you know as long as you refinish the kitchen you can play wherever you want
like if you have two if
you have so many options to a band you know if you're like oh we do acoustic acapella
uh
jamaican um sort of it's like kind of like a six nine dixie chicks mashup then
people are like
uh they can't say no
so I think to challenge yourself brother try one type of music because if you
got that christian disco funk
trap house chopping screwed paul wall meets uh paul simon hell I don't even
know what I'm at that point I might as well just damn
you know drive my car into a damn amoeba music
into an abandoned record shop but thank you for the sentiment of this call man
and sentiment when you think of sentiment it's almost like cinnamon and mint
somebody put them together
let's hear the rest of this
and oddly enough we've been
kind of welcomed and embraced and
um
again just things are moving and changing it's not just country
right and nashville might not be known for comedy
but man we could sure music came down here and
you know music and
and comedy go together like peanut butter and jelly my friend
well I appreciate it man
I appreciate it man
music and comedy are interesting
you know a lot of comedians
will end up getting into music
Raleigh Mow do you know that
I do now
a lot of comedians will get into music
you know Sinbad is a famous
kind of black asian kind of comedian
and he
does music now he has a band
Steve Martin
famous
white
man
uh
you know he might have been Italian
I don't know what he was
but he also
he did music
he does music now he plays a banjo
Jim Brewer
does music
he does music
and he was you know
he definitely
I mean he you know he barely
he seems like yeah
you know he's kind of a rescue kind of man
a lot of comedians get into music
I think it's because at a certain point
sometimes you get
I think it's why anybody does anything
or changes it up
you know your voice
and your
your humor
become an instrument
and then after a while
you're like I want to
I want to play a different instrument
you know
I wish I could play the piano
I wish I you know
because your voice and your humor
it's just a it's just the it's just an instrument that's in you
some people's instrument in them is
is their voice
you know to sing
some people is
um
you know uh
do
you know
um
speed
you know
deaf signaling
you know
what is that called
you know what I'm talking about
Riley
hand
hand gestures
um
what's the name of it
I think it's deaf signaling
but
but they have speed competitions now
for deaf signaling
you know
you'll see
you know
they'll
four people are trying to rattle off
you know
half of uh
you know
half of um
you know
flowers for Algernon
or something
they're just reading it as fast as they can with their hands
but everybody has a different
you know
people have a different
playing a different instrument
some people may do bow and arrow
and
and you just get
sometimes you're tired
you get tired
you know
I don't want to do
you know
I don't want to sing
I want to try something else
I want to try something else
so I think that's why a lot of comedians
sometimes will get into music eventually
because
they want to
play something else
than the instrument
they've been playing
which is their sense of humor
it's just a refined instrument
that's all it is
it's just like singing
but it's
just a little different
I mean
at least four times a day
I think about playing the piano
I just
I'd like to play it
so
but
but yeah
thank you for the nice call
evening
good afternoon
and other times
thanks for watching that video
you just saw
I mean it was okay
but
the next video you can watch
could be way better
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