Name: Theo Von Talks With Bobby Lee About Smoking DMT
Uploaded: 2020-09-28T20:42:38.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Talks With Bobby Lee About Smoking DMT' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-09-28. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Talks With Bobby Lee About Smoking DMT' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-09-28. Transcript available.

Dude, I just got six months, man.
Congratulations.
Thanks.
I worry about you.
You do?
Yeah.
No, you don't.
I do.
Do you really?
Yeah.
Like the last time.
I just, here's the deal, dude.
There's not a lot of us.
I mean, I'm going to give you a compliment.
All right.
Can I give you a compliment?
Yeah.
Let's be real.
Yeah.
I honestly think that you are either at my level or even higher up in terms of
artistry.
I would agree with part of that.
And in comedy.
Like that's how I look up to you.
I think that you have such an interesting voice.
You and I might be doing this project together.
It's pretty big.
We're not going to talk about it now, but it's a very big deal, right?
And when I found out from these two big people, they called me and they go, it's
you and Theo.
I was just like, there's not in my mind.
I'm like, of course it is, right?
So, that being said, you know, I also worry about you too, you know, because I
want you here with us.
Yeah.
Right?
And it's like, you know, you and I slipped around the same time, right?
Yeah, I didn't really, I hadn't even talked about it really, because I wanted
to get six months before I really talked about it.
Yeah, yeah.
And so, you know, and then there was a time where I heard, and then you hear
rumors.
Theo was on PCP in Nashville.
He ran through a wall.
Right?
You're like, what?
He peed on a fucking midget or whatever.
You know what I mean?
And so then, like, you hear these stories.
I installed PVC pipe in a wall.
That's actually what happened.
Yeah, yeah.
So, that's crazy.
That's just how it translates.
So, then, and then, it's just happy to, because I don't also, you know, want to
pry into your business.
Yeah.
Right?
Because I know that, I don't know you, I don't even know who you're seeing
right now.
Yeah.
As a significant other, because I just, you know, that's your business.
But, if you want to tell me, you'll tell me.
But, yeah, I'm happy to hear that, dude.
You know, that you have, how do you feel?
Thanks, man.
It was hard, man.
It was hard to get it.
It was hard to get it.
I mean, I, you know, like, and I just never talk about it that much on the,
like, you know,
I've always been in the program.
So, I've never, like, the most I've ever gone without a meeting is probably a
week.
Yeah.
But, but, yeah, I just, I was in Hawaii, and I met this dude at a smoothie shop,
this shaman.
And next thing you know, I'm using DMT, you know, at his house, dude.
No, is that real?
And they ran a childcare out of there, too, dude.
No, are you really, you did DMT?
Yeah.
How was it?
I mean, I'll tell you this, man.
I haven't smoked a cigarette since then, which is crazy.
Really?
Yeah.
So, it did work.
I mean, I would like to say, yeah, there's no, I have no doubt that it, that it,
that it
worked, man.
So, then DMT, you did the DMT, and then that's after that you got sober?
Yeah.
So, then I was just like, well, yeah.
So, then whenever I got back home, I just got back into, um, the rhythm of it.
Yeah.
Well, I had known, I felt like a little bit before that I was gonna drink, you
know?
I just felt, I wasn't really doing my program as much as I should.
I was going to meetings, but not doing it.
But who, and then I went to Maui and just had me, uh, a couple cocktails, man.
Nothing crazy, really.
I didn't do anything crazy.
I never liked drinking.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, I had a, just some tequila and water and, you know, over a couple days, and
then I ran
into that man at the smoothie shop.
His buddy had vitamins, vitamin D3, and he hooked me up with a couple of free
bottles
of vitamins, and then he, he's like, hey, you gotta meet my buddy, and then
that dude
just.
Does DMT come in a capsule?
How do you smoke it?
What is it?
Yeah, he had like this kind of, um, little piece, it was kind of a, like a
Peace Piper kind
of thing.
Ah.
And, yeah.
And you did it?
Dude, it was crazy, man.
And then what does it do with the feeling?
Here's what happened.
So, basically, the whole way I interact with the world is from through my eyes,
ears, okay?
Suddenly, like, there was no difference between, like, me and, like, a sound or,
like, a color.
Like, everything was all just the same thing.
And a tree, I died, and then a tree grew straight out of my mouth.
Mouth up straight up into the air as high as, as high as, and it wasn't even
the air anymore.
It was just like this traveling, this portal into, like, I don't even know.
There was no maps.
It was all a map.
It was all a map, dude.
It was all a sound.
It was like...
There's no fucking, what the fuck are you talking about?
There's no maps?
There's no, like, all of your senses are just one thing.
Like, right now, I experience the world from me.
I see, I touch, I have a sense of things.
But, suddenly, I wasn't the main...
I could experience everything, but as everything.
Suddenly, I'm no longer rooted to myself.
I was just part of it all, man.
Oh, fuck.
I was part of it all.
I was a piece of sunshine, and I was a...
So, you had a, like, a...
A bucket of sand, and I was a...
You had, like, a spiritual awakening.
It was, it was mind-boggling, man.
It definitely was way relaxing, in a sense.
Like, it took a little bit of pressure off of me.
Yeah, I want to do that thing where they do...
Maybe not smoke.
What's that called?
Acapulco, what's it called?
Ayahuasca.
Ayahuasca.
I want to do the Acapulco, dude.
Like, I want to do it.
I was watching a documentary.
It's called Unwell.
It's like a series, and people are, like, getting spiritual awakenings from...
What's it called?
Ayahuasca.
Ayahuasca.
And so, then I turned to Kalilah, and I go, is that a relapse?
Is that a relapse?
I mean, it counts as a relapse, just because...
But I think it's...
For me, I think it's how people count their own time.
Like, I know anybody in the...
Most people in the program would say it's a relapse.
Because I know a dude that has a lot of time, and he said to me once, I did ayahuasca,
like, a year ago, but I don't count it as a relapse.
Right?
So, I'm like, oh, shit.
Is that allowed?
I don't know, you know?
And look, I think all of it comes down to how people have their own program,
you know?
Yeah, because I want to be able to, like, do what you just said, like, see
through my
eyes and be a part of the tree.
Well, I didn't feel like I was using a drug.
I felt like I was having a experience.
Yeah, I want to be a part of the cosmos.
Yeah.
Like, I felt like I was using drugs for, hey, I want to get high, I want to
change how I feel.
Because you didn't want to probably do it again, like, oh, how do I get more DMT,
baby?
You know what I mean?
Right?
It was just, like, one experience.
You weren't hooked on it, right?
No, I wasn't hooked on it.
Right.
So, it's like, I want to take ayahuasca and one time and just, you know,
experience it and
find.
But then I'm paranoid that I'm going to be, like, a fucking ayahuasca junkie.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, you'll be out there living in the zoo, eating fucking leaves when
people come by.
They'll be taking pictures of you.
You'll hold onto them and they'll take a picture of you, you know?
Yeah, or I'll have, like, peacock hairs on my head and I'll be, like, a shaman.
I'll be completely naked in the forest with peacock feathers and I'll have,
like, red, like,
mascara on, right?
And I'll be, like, and just speaking some weird language.
And then, like, you're going to be, like, hey, you want a podcast?
Like, I put, you know, I'm, you know, I'm, I'm a bird or whatever.
I'm your pituitary gland.
Good evening, good afternoon, and other times.
Thanks for watching that video you just saw.
I mean, it was okay.
But the next video you could watch could be way better.
What if you watch a video right now that changes your life?
Well, you could watch this one or watch this one.
Watch this one.
Watch this one.
Watch this one.
Ah.