Name: Funeral Games With Dad | @TheoVon
Uploaded: 2020-10-06T18:55:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Funeral Games With Dad | @TheoVon' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-10-06. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Funeral Games With Dad | @TheoVon' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-10-06. Transcript available.

you're looking young there man have you been using like a do you use a toner or
anything
like that like a facial toner no no not at all not at all you know when i was
young we used to
uh we used to my dad would take us over to the funeral parlor and um and you
know we would do
like uh you know and it was sad and everything but on top of that we would do a
have a candy or
something try to hide a candy in the coffin of whoever was you know being
buried or being
you know deceased whoever was deceased or being buried if and a lot of back
then i mean something
sometimes probably three or four percent of the people you don't know if they
were fully dead or
not you know you kind of trusted people's family back then they said hey they're
dead you know come
on over and you know we're gonna box them up for god you know kind of deal but
um and we would try to
sneak a candy in the end of the casket you know try to slip a gumdrop in there
or slip a gobstopper in
there um because i guess the way we envisioned it is you you would see you
would think you know then
later on you know a week later you'd be just by yourself relaxing or you know
spending time with
an animal or something just you know we're looking around or just doing
anything and you would think
oh that god got this person and then he found the candy in there like a like a
little treat
you know like a snack or something like that you know i think we used to
envision god kind of opening
up the coffin and getting that little snack being like oh yeah here's one of my
soldiers but also
you know here's half a handful of good and plenty that somebody snuck in there
um just different times you know uh
but i know you're a man of the cloth riley now you ever do any time capsuling
any dead body time
capsuling or anything like that for god you guys do any stuff like that not
that i uh not that i can
think of no can't say you ever send like you guys do a time capsule for christ
or anything like that
through church you guys do a you know send a rocket up to god or anything was
there any fun stuff like
that you did as children um not not for uh religious purposes but i mean i've
done time capsules i've done
rockets um my dad's a rocket engineer oh dang yeah yeah um but you ever done it
for god you guys ever
built something for the lord and just jacked that thing up into the sky no can't
say i have not for
the lord i've just done it for fun damn damn you living man you're living big riley
mal yeah man it's
the big time let's get into it good evening good afternoon and other times
thanks for watching that
video you just saw i mean it was okay but the next video you could watch could
be way better what if
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