Name: Riff Raff on Simon Rex | Theo Von
Uploaded: 2020-10-09T18:43:09.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Riff Raff on Simon Rex | Theo Von' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-10-09. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Riff Raff on Simon Rex | Theo Von' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-10-09. Transcript available.

dude so i got turned on you from uh simon rex such a nice guy that's what you
say yeah okay
you you don't you never you don't know him no i want the other side of the
corner oh you want
the other you want the dark the dark side of dirt dark you want that dark dirt
i want that
dirty soil brother to lose well when i first moved to la before i moved here
yeah you should
move out you should move out here you should move out of here yeah i'm like i'm
hyped up i'm like
hollywood life and getting ready you go you know i mean you see the glitz and
the glamour putting
on lotion all tanning lotion that puts it makes you dark while you sleep and
get you get barricades
your pores with you see the butterscotch babes you think you're thinking the hollywood
you're thinking
the stars are all aligned oh you got tits in your brain so i go so he was all
cool at first
once i finally went out there to live he's like yeah you sure you can stay with
me and i'm like
okay well i mean sure i'll find a place and everything i'll just i'll hang out
there you
know what i mean so i i'm like okay cool so i'm thinking like you know you get
there you had
luggage with you or what when you didn't even ask him how many rooms yeah he
had about seven or eight
rooms because he said he stayed up in the hills i don't think he stayed anymore
i've never been
there but i heard he so he had a house there yeah he had a house up there in
the hills and i think
like a few houses down was uh cindy crawford as a house all right so so i'm at
his house i jerk
off on the street if cindy crawford live by me you know yeah so he he he has me
moving i'm thinking
i'm gonna stay on the couch or one of his rooms or something he had he had a uh
downstairs it was
like a three-story house so you go downstairs wow and then down there's a wine
cellar and he's like
you can have this room but i'm seeing these racks on the wall i'm like this isn't
a this isn't a room
yeah this for grapes yeah this for for sun-dried grapes this is for aged prunes
so i go in there
and i'm i have a room and i'm thinking he'll let he didn't let me he'll throw
parties wouldn't let
me come upstairs because there was a door in the lock he let to have the part i'm
seeing the people
come in damn you had to stay down there you gotta stay down i'm like damn you're
like in notre
dame like that guy that rings the bell i'm no i'm the i didn't know i'll be
answering the door
and that's about it yeah i thought i was gonna get to party with the with the
hollywood stars
damn and so who came through there all types of people huh bill not bill cosby
but reynolds
reynolds wow yeah yeah uh kevin costner i'd seen in and out uh he knew
everybody yeah uh jim tomei
damn you know jim tomei chipper jones stopped by a couple times jesus yeah and
who else even i
heard that they had daffy duck pass through no no more go see a garcia parr he
go he ghosted me
a couple times on the handshake on the way out uh-uh yeah so i was trying to
catch girls coming
out and try to talk to them that like they jumped behind the shrubs yeah but he
didn't have any
lights down there for me on purpose so i couldn't i couldn't talk to nobody so
i don't want to hear
i don't want to hear i didn't know him then yeah and i had and i had to pay uh
2700 a month oh
i stayed there about two weeks i kept my deposit i cleaned the place there
yeah so so that's the other side of that's the dirty side of dirt that's the
dirty side of dirt
that's the dark side the dark side good afternoon and other times thanks for
watching that video you
just saw i mean it was okay but the next video you could watch could be way
better what if you watch
a video right now that changes your life well you could watch this one or watch
this one watch this
one watch this one watch this one ah