Name: Theo Von Gets Rejected
Uploaded: 2020-10-14T21:50:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Gets Rejected' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-10-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Gets Rejected' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-10-14. Transcript available.

what else happened i got rejected by a woman i don't know if not even the trucker
i didn't think
about that but um a i hit on a woman and got rejected uh i'll tell you what
happened so
you know i went to this place out here and we're coming out to you live right
now from
the central east out here and and i went to a locale here local shop and they
sold crepes
crepery and i don't know what a crepe is but i didn't care once i saw this lady
working there i
said all right you know i'll eat them until you know she and i are married if i
have to um
they had a girl in there and i saw her and you know i made some small talk and
it was
it was awkward because we both had masks on you know uh having a mask on
on it's kind of like the beginning of like um shrek or whatever you know
because you don't know how
anybody really you're not getting the full package you're just kind of getting
that japanese package of
somebody you know kind of snout up or mid snout upwards you know you're kind of
getting that um
you know like everybody's kind of a desert nine you know when they got that
middle eastern
you know a lot of middle eastern women they wear the
kind of that word yarmulke whatever it is that that muffler you know they wear
that front muffler
you can't see them i was in uh saudi arabia one time at the airport and they
had a man there and
fat fella i'll be honest with you he really was and i had if i could think of
another word to
describe him i would use it but i cannot and this one this man was what you
would call a fat fella
and he uh had about five women with him all of his wives and they all had on
that um
you know just that little kind of they're all wearing like a what's behind door
number one kind
of curtain right on their face you know you can't see them all so that's called
that desert nine you
know or that desert eight everybody's kind of a desert nine when you can only
see the eyes
so i went in there and i'd seen her and i like you know was nervous and anyway
you know i went in there
and i went in there a follow-up time because i'm the kind of guy that'll show
up somewhere
fall in love with a woman that works behind a counter i don't know if you've
ever done this but i'll
i'll go somewhere fall in love with somebody who works at the place and then
try and and then go back
to the place to try and profess my love or make a connection so anyway so i go
back and i was nervous
and we talked about mma fighting we talked about adult male you know uh you
know fighting and so i
figured i would try and talk about that again when i saw her i couldn't
remember her name
and so i was like hey remember me you know what's your name and she's like oh
my name is
you know clara i believe or is her name and so then i was like oh uh have you
been watching any of the
fights and she said no i haven't and then i was like so you ever like are so
nervous that you can't
even hear what the other person is saying you're just like oh have you ever
watched any of the fights
and you just you can't even no matter what their answer is your next question
is gonna be something
like do you have a boyfriend you know uh so she said i don't know what she said
she might have who
knows she could have been calling the police but i was like go do you you know
have um maybe we should
watch the fight sometime and and that was kind of weird because i didn't i don't
even know kind of
how she responded if she was like yeah or maybe or um and then i was like oh do
you have a boyfriend
and that's how i said it too like do you have a boyfriend like i just got so
just i was just strung up you know just like when you see a rabbit and he's got
one of his legs
caught in the uh in that wire you know do you have a boyfriend
and that's how i was verbally you know i was that verbal kind of hung rabbit
and she said i do and i
didn't have a plan for her having a boyfriend i did not have my plan was i i
ask her out and she maybe
says yes or no i guess was also i mean that's probably that's always that's a
biggest option but
i didn't have a plan for when i was gonna think she says do i i'm making this
story so long so
i was thinking okay i ask her and then she said she says no i don't and then i
follow up with oh well
maybe i could take you out sometime or i could buy you something that's not a
crepe you know or
something just a chill line well i said do you have a boyfriend and she said
yes and so when she said
yes i couldn't it was it would have been weird for me to follow up with oh well
maybe we should go
out sometime so i didn't know what to ask her so i just asked her name again
and i was like oh what was your name so it just didn't make it didn't make any
sense man oh it just
didn't make any sense man um so anyway oh and this was the worst part then then
i had to i'd already
ordered the food so i had to sit there she said yes i was like oh what was your
name what is your name
i said what is your name what is your name and she told me her name again and
then the conversation was
just and then she'd like given me like my plate and fork and knife that comes
with your food that
you order and you just go sit down at your table and then it comes out and i
was the only person in
there so now i have to sit and i this is where i really messed up i sat facing
the counter
i sat facing her at the counter and then i had to sit there and just eat a crepe
which is the loneliest saddest thing you can eat as a rejected man
it almost feels like one of those japanese game shows like oh you lost you eat
the crepes you know
and so i'm sitting there just eating this sad
every bite tasted like this girl did not like me um but i did it i did it i
went in there i asked her out
i didn't get she didn't i there was no option and i asked her her name again
and then i sat
and point blank ate a crepe in front of this woman
very very sad um very very sad so evening good afternoon and other times thanks
for watching
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