Name: Theo Von’s Thoughts on Racism
Uploaded: 2020-10-17T16:00:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von’s Thoughts on Racism' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-10-17. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von’s Thoughts on Racism' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-10-17. Transcript available.

i was thinking the other day about about racism because obviously i think about
it a lot
and we've discussed it before on here riley would you agree with that
well i think that here's what i'm thinking is nowadays you see a lot of
children a lot of mixed
children you know you see somebody and we talked about it last a couple weeks
ago there's somebody's
japanese and uh and filipino you know or you see somebody that's um you know
from delaware
and also somebody that's uh malaysian you know malware they'll call them or
whatever but
when i was young they called a mix oh look at that little mix fella you know
you'd see a kid he'd
have a white body one black leg you know you'd see a kid he had a little you
know maybe he was 10 percent
uh you know maybe he was 10 percent um pinoy and he'd have one kind of lean eye
you know
it was just different man you'd see you know but they call them mixed oh that
little fella's mixed
look at him you know you'd see a little uh you see a black kid but he'd have
long blonde hair
you know and he'd perm his own hair at night you're like oh damn he's something
you know
so it was just a different time people were more mixed but i'm thinking that
because there's still some racism out there you know and i'll name a couple of
groups that do not
get along really well or they get along well but there's still some tension
that's a better way to
say it black and white
chinese and black
also mexican and black in prison okay and this is all stuff that i've heard
from verified people
and the rumor is black verse alien or extraterrestrial et's
you know i have a lot of black friends that have told me that there is
low-key beef between extraterrestrials
and the urban community
um
do you know any rally any rate what groups that have racial tension um
japanese and germans there you go
and there you go right from the little horse's mouth right there you heard it
and where'd you hear about it um in school for one okay
but also for another you know a few of my friends that are german
sorry about that i have
an email account but here's what i'm thinking is the one the way we get to the
future because you
see a lot of these fellas now a lot of these ladies that are doing well when it's
mixed culture
you got your patrick mahomes is out there this guy i mean who knows what he's
doing this dude do anything
he wants
you got who's somebody that's mixed that does well riley um
me
who else i'm trying to think of a female there's definitely other people
but here's what i'm saying is that this i think eventually all the rate every
race will be mixed
in two three centuries you're going to have everybody is going to be
part everything and then that's when everything gets unlocked you know
like we kind of unlock some of the key to the universe when you get to that
you know that kind of captain planet um type shit basically
because here's the thing that's the thing it's a magic deal
because everybody's still you know people still kind of cornering off for their
respect
people still blocking out posting up for their own races a lot
and um i think the the key to it all is is once you get all of that
all of the rate once it's all mixed completely
and you get that you know japanatric
my homes basically when you get that full it's almost like if you took around a
cup at a united
nations meeting you know or even just a hand you put your hand out like that
hit everybody ejac into your hand at a uh
un rally or something or a mixed event
and you mix all of that up
and you should put that in the oven on high for about
three hours bro i bet when you open it up
you got a just a big bunt cake that it would never ever be racist
and i believe that a thousand percent man
so i'm just trying to think outside of the box you know i'm just trying to
think of things that could
be this be the end game
you know i'm just trying to think of the things that would be the end game
good evening good afternoon and other times thanks for watching that video you
just saw i mean it was okay
but the next video you could watch could be way better what if you watch a
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