Name: Theo Von Responds to Dungeons & Dragons Caller
Uploaded: 2020-10-18T16:00:02.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Responds to Dungeons & Dragons Caller' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-10-18. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Responds to Dungeons & Dragons Caller' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-10-18. Transcript available.

Hey, Theo, this is Brayden from Denver, Colorado.
Hey, Brayden.
And I got a little nephew named Brayden who lives over there in Spanish Fork in
Alabama.
Let's hear more.
With all the negativity that's been going on in the news and the pandemic,
I just wanted to let you know about something positive that came about it.
My childhood friends back in middle school and high school were all over the
country
and it's hard for us to get together.
But because of all the extra time everybody's got and everybody working
remotely,
we have set up a Dungeons and Dragons campaign that meets up once a week.
So every Thursday we get together and we hunt dragons
and do all sorts of fun stuff together.
Look, I think, oh man, I don't even know how to get into this.
I think it's beautiful you guys are getting together, man.
Dude, I think the Dungeons and Dragons always never really didn't know how to
handle that vibe.
You know, you'd always be, you'd see people meeting up in the back of a Quiznos
or something at night.
And some guy's got a purple beard and he's got, you know, his lady's got them
big, big, big, beefy tits, you know.
Them big frickin', them slush guppies, dog.
Them just damn like a damn, just big old tits, you know.
Kind of tits you hear somebody rev a truck when you see them.
Just vroom right when you see them.
Like, damn.
You know, that titty's got octane, you know.
It's just you feel that titty a little.
You see that titty, you know, like, the kind of breast is so big it can tell
you're looking at it.
So you look the other way at a sheer just embarrassment or, you know, mild
shame.
But men meeting up to play Dungeons and Dragons at night, man.
I'll tell you this.
I remember when I was in junior high.
And I was good in junior high.
And I saw they had some kids playing it outside one day.
And you'd see every, you know, one of the kids looked like Rapunzel and it was
a boy, you know.
And he'd have his hair braided into a, you know, into the other kid was wearing
his hair braid as a damn scarf.
And they were all, it was just wild shit.
You'd have, some guy would have his nose, his septum pierced.
And he'd have a spare key hanging off it, you know, to get into school.
And all of them hated gym class.
These were the kids who did not like gym class.
And I saw a big goal.
We didn't get a lot of goals.
You know, seagulls, pelicans.
We didn't get a lot of them flying over campus when I was in junior high.
But every now and then, the winds would switch over there over the puncher
train.
And a pelican would come, come by.
And I saw a pelican defecate onto a damn, uh, Dungeons and Dragons game.
And I, that shit made me feel good, man, honestly, when it happened.