Name: Storms Are Sponsored By Airlines Now | @TheoVon
Uploaded: 2020-10-19T16:00:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Storms Are Sponsored By Airlines Now | @TheoVon' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-10-19. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Storms Are Sponsored By Airlines Now | @TheoVon' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-10-19. Transcript available.

Amen, and they just made it through the storm down there in Louisiana.
Storm Delta.
And that's where we're at now.
We got airlines sponsoring the storms.
That's how it is now.
This next storm brought to you by Intergy.
This next storm brought to you by TaskRabbit.
Here's a storm.
Here's a tornado.
Brought to you by Bratches Candies.
Do you like Bratches?
Get you some.
And next thing you know, your house is on its ass.
That's what it's coming to.
It's coming to natural disasters sponsored by companies.
Okay.
Here's your Kraft macaroni and earthquakes, brother.
You want some of that?
Rabies.
Oh, this strand.
It's fierce.
It's just as fierce as the new Spotify.
That's how I'm just telling you what's next, guys.
It's all for sale now.
It's all for sale.
But I'll say this about Louisiana.
And I'm hyped up.
I'll tell you I'm hyped up.
You know, and I'm tired of sometimes, you know, I'm not tired of anything.
But sometimes I'm hyped up and sometimes I'm not.
Sometimes I have a different mood.
And I'm hyped up today.
You know, we're supposed to have a trucker and we don't have a trucker.
We're supposed to have a trucker and we don't have a trucker.
Okay.
So that's where I'm at.
I'm handling it.
I'm moving forward.
But, dude, every time I'm afraid to even call people in Louisiana anymore.
When I call home, man, everybody's hiding from a storm.
Oh, what's going on?
We under a blanket right now.
We got 40 of those weighted blankets, you know.
We riding it out.
Yeah, we having a party.
We just, you know, we got five handles of Tito's.
You know, hell, the dog's having a damn Jell-O shot right now.
We out here at my cousin's.
We riding it out.
We driving to Austin.
I feel like the only thing, living in Louisiana,
is basically like playing hide-and-go-seek with the weather.
That's it.
It's just like you and Mother Nature in a game of Red Rover.
That's what's going on when you're living down there in Louisiana on the Gulf
Coast.
We're packing everything up.
I'm like, y'all just moved in.
Yeah, we're moving out.
The rain's coming.
Oh, man.
Bless you guys.
I'm glad you guys made it through it.
I'm glad you guys made it through it, man.
And thanks for the update.
And, you know, it gets me.
Remember about four...
You hear that rain, Riley?
I do.
It's cool, huh?
Yeah.
That's a lot.
That's a lot, man.
That's cool.
That's one thing that's different, man, about living here instead of living in
California, predominantly, anyway.
It's just feeling that weather come.
In California, if there's weather, you feel like it's part of a movie set.
You're just...
Because it's always the same.
The weather's always nice.
So you get something a little different.
You feel like somebody just...
It was part of...
Like the producer just sent it.
Or director just...
Send in the...
Let's do five mile...
Five mile per hour winds.
Yeah.
Can you raise the wind and send a bird?
Let's send a bird.
Send two birds.
Yeah.
It's spring.
That's what it feels like out there in California if something comes through
that it's all designed.
But here you get a natural piece of something.
And it's nice, man.
You remember that there's a bigger director out there.
There's Mother Nature's out there.
And that bad bitch is Union.
And she is...
She's doing whatever she wants now because she has tenure.
And she's not worried about getting fired.
And she gets a two-hour lunch break.
Even though she only has a five-hour work day.
So, but...
Anyway, thanks for that call.
Good afternoon and other times.
Thanks for watching that video you just saw.
I mean, it was okay.
But the next video you could watch could be way better.
What if you watch a video right now that changes your life?
Well, you could.
Watch this one.
Or watch this one.
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