Name: A Mortician on Strange Burial Requests | @TheoVon
Uploaded: 2020-10-25T16:05:53.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'A Mortician on Strange Burial Requests | @TheoVon' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-10-25. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'A Mortician on Strange Burial Requests | @TheoVon' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-10-25. Transcript available.

now what about this what's a wild thing somebody wants to have in there when
they die somebody
throw in a little can of ruffles or somebody put a little couple star bursts in
there or something
okay you know it's it's not uncommon a big thing a lot of people will take
cigarettes with them
you know because you take somebody who's oh yeah boy you know they'll put those
they'll put that
you know cigarettes in that shirt pocket you're gonna want that smoke good if
you did if i'm dead
bruh light me up a damn 100 baby you know what i'm saying i'm burning a fucking
winston dog if i'm
dead man i ain't milling around you know i've had you know you know a lot of
people put pictures of
themselves you know and what about a joint somebody sneak a joint in there
sometimes um i'm not gonna
say that that's never happened because you know when we're when we're standing
back up there and
the family goes up for their final viewing there's no telling what they can
stick in there you know i've
had i've had some very interesting stuff you know i had somebody request to be
buried with their
shotgun amen you know so they took their shotgun with them you know what about
can they now somebody
requests to be buried with an eight ball you know and i'm not talking bowling i'm
talking that cocaine
baby can you make can you make do you have to do that well the thing about it
is since that would be
an illegal drug you know we wouldn't be required to do that but you know if
somebody if somebody were to
bring that in and you know stick it up under the foot of the casket you know i'm
not i don't keep
a drug sniffing dog at the funeral home so it might just go on through you know
it might just go with
them it might go with them yeah so yeah that's one thing there's no tsa when
you flying up to heaven
that's right that's right you're not gonna be you're not gonna be searched you
know so
now uh what's the wildest thing somebody's put in there somebody ever put
something that's a little
too big in there you know somebody try to put a little chainsaw or a leaf blower
or something if
somebody died doing a uh you know during a dangerous you know leaf blowing or
something you
know no i don't think they've had any power tools or anything like that you
know sometimes you have
like stuffed animals or whatever you know even for like an older person they'll
bring like stuffed
animals they'll bring blankets sometimes and you know we've had um you know
like fishing rods you
know stuff like that that have gone with them but you know as far as you know i've
never put i don't
think any power tools in there but i'd go with a damn sander or something you
know so what are you
gonna use that sander for who knows but but i'll tell you this if you show up
and you the only dude
with the sander you're gonna be you're gonna be steady working that's right but
we're not supposed
to work in the afterlife but i'm sure there's a couple opportunities to make a
little you always
want a side hustle don't you i want that side hustle now do you take those
items out or those those items
go on the family gets it's the family's choice if the family wants something in
there for visitation
and then they want that back we'll take it out but if they want it to go with
them
it goes with them now you close the casket during the if it's an open casket
you guys close it during
the procession or funeral deal it depends on when the family wants that closed
okay they want it closed
at the beginning of the service some families like for everybody to file by at
the end one final viewing
and then after that after the family goes up for their final viewing then we
close the casket so a lot
of times that's up to the family can somebody get buried with their money if
they want to
if they want to bring it in they could get buried with it have you ever had
somebody that that was
their request and they put it in there not all their money you know i've i've
had people you know
want to get buried you know with you know granddaddy always wanted to kept a
you know a two dollar bill
or you know he always had change in his pocket you know didn't want to go
anywhere without a little
money you know i've had that but i've never had anybody say we're gonna put a
million dollars in
this casket yeah because you know then you then you get to the age-old question
if you put a million
dollars in there let's say you put a million dollars in there in cash and then
if somebody were to take
the cash and write you a check for it you've still got a million dollars
so so nobody normally puts cash in there they just maybe we'll put a check yeah
so i guess if you
want to i guess if you wanted to go with a million dollars we could write you a
check for a million
dollars because you wouldn't be able to cash it yeah yeah i'd rather send the
check yeah just in case
later you decide dang i wish i had that cash yeah yeah yeah but nobody ever
puts million dollars or
anything in there you know so um have you noticed over time that people bury
used to bury nice things
with people and now they just kind of bury whatever with them you think has it
been any been able to
notice anything like that you know most of the time people if it's something of
real value they keep
it and they pass it down in the family or whatever you know you especially
jewelry and stuff like that
and of course now with you know there's so much stuff that you know people are
using like costume
jewelry and stuff like that that people are wearing rather than buying you know
real expensive jewelry
that they're doing that they're doing that and especially for um especially for
your older people
because as they as they get sometimes dementia and stuff like that the family's
already taken
their good jewelry away from them so they don't lose it because you know they
don't want them to keep
the good jewelry in the nursing home or stuff like that and you know because
they'll you know they'll lose
it or somebody will steal it or whatever now i have had families bring in
really nice jewelry for the
visitation and the funeral and then they want that back and so have you ever
stolen anything from anybody
no sir no sir that that'd be bad for business yeah be bad for business man i
didn't think you had but i
just had to ask good evening good afternoon and other times thanks for watching
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