Name: Run A Cheese Check on Ya Daddy | @TheoVon
Uploaded: 2020-10-26T19:45:59.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Run A Cheese Check on Ya Daddy | @TheoVon' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-10-26. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Run A Cheese Check on Ya Daddy | @TheoVon' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-10-26. Transcript available.

check your neck that's what they used to say a lot check your neck and people
would go like this
or run a cheese check they say it run a cheese check on your daddy because
you know my dad was real old when I was born and when I was young he was even
older and the older
I got the older he got and I was kind of chasing him you know age chasing and
then he died but
um a lot of times we do pizza you know I was on different sporting teams or my
sister was on a
little sporting team you know little lesbian group and then they would have a
pizza party
it used to originally it was if you won if you won your team got a pizza party
and then that evolved even if you got second and then it became hell if your
team even if you even
had a team you you'd see some kids just we're all wearing the same jersey never
played anything eating
pizza
so it became really just every anybody could do it
but they used to say run a cheese check on your daddy because my dad was so old
when he'd have pizza he could you know the cheese comes off that pie
when you release that slice off that circle
you really get a lot of that you know those little little kind of like a cheese
web kind of like a lot
of little cheese little string cheeses that go from the slice back to that
motherland
that master pie circle
and so a lot of times you know my dad he didn't know what the hell was going on
he didn't know you know who was who was his kid or who was black or who was
white or anything
i mean he didn't know if you were a car or a person so not i remember one time
he put a half a gallon of gas
into the back of my pants
so you just uh you know daddy would have a have him a slice of that pizza
and he'd have cheese just draped all over him
and some of the kids would say hey hey hey hey hey
run a cheese check on your daddy
and you'd have to just kind of you know check on his face like that
you'd have to do that dang dang to dang dang
and cheese check your daddy make sure you don't have any just cheese just draping
off his face
you know like somebody's trying to speed lunk off his face or something and
so you know you don't you just want to make sure you know that was kind of that
deal but um
yeah check check chicken check
that's a popular term they say chicken check
because a chicken you don't a lot of people don't think about a chicken
think about a chicken
now what
a chicken you uh seeing a chicken used to be like like like coming across a mcdaniel's
bro when you're driving
and you you see that you know you see the the arches you said oh dang that's a
mcdaniel's right there
that's the same in the old days if you came across a chicken in the 1600 1700s
that's like pulling up on a restaurant
you know you're riding with your family you guys are in uh
you know riding in a horse cart or whatever you see a chicken they say dad dad
stop there dad
stop at that restaurant
and the restaurant's just over there it's like
and y'all go over there and slice and dice
and mom does her thing and that's family dining
that's 1600s family dining man
and the chicken dies but hey
somebody's got to go man and that's called
that chicken check
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