Name: Meeting “Cool Older Guys” As Kids | @TheoVon & @Jokoy
Uploaded: 2020-11-02T22:03:10.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Meeting “Cool Older Guys” As Kids | @TheoVon & @Jokoy' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-11-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Meeting “Cool Older Guys” As Kids | @TheoVon & @Jokoy' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-11-02. Transcript available.

we're going to the beach man and we got uh and you know we'd go out during we'd
steal some liquor
during the day and go bury it in the sand and then go get it back at night like
uh you know
like turtles do and so then we dig it up at night and go drink it and then we'd
meet up with
strangers on the beach strange women i met this girl that was in the wiccan one
time witchcraftery
and me and she wasn't into it she was in it she was doing it she was literally
walking on the
beach in the middle of the night no man at age 15 dude and we i don't know what
we did but
we did something man that is always the creepiest story and especially on the
receiving end as a kid
it's a cool story but when you're a father and your kids come back from the
beach saying that shit
because my son did it in in maui they came running back in they're like oh we
met some dudes on the
beach i'm like what the fuck what do they look like like well you don't hang
out with dudes at
the beach no they were cool dad no they're no they weren't yeah no man homeless
talking to 15 year
old kids is cool at the beach that's true man dude when i think back because
when i we had this
fellow named richard langenstein and and the the listeners know this and this
fellow was
eventually convicted or semi-convicted pedophile and but when i was young he
was just this cool guy
that we went to smoke weed with and would buy steaks yeah did you fall asleep a
lot huh did you fall
asleep around this guy there's a couple of half memories that i have that i don't
want to read
all the way yeah yeah don't go i don't want to read the second half of the book
but he was but at the
time we thought it was so cool that he would he drove one of my friends to vegas
for the weekend
right like pretty sketchy right there right there accused religious brother
accused of molesting
student but this was after and you knew him oh yeah dude i used to smoke weed
with that fellow man
he was a teacher at our school man he was a teacher i introduced him to like
half of my friends
so here's what i didn't even realize man i was a freaking like a like a penis mule
for this guy
you know what i'm saying yeah you were bringing him in yeah it is because i met
him at school he was a
substitute teacher you were like that girl on smallville allison mack yeah yeah
i was a recruiter
you should be serving 120 years right now the free galane dude um but anyway
but at the time it's
so crazy at the time how i thought oh it's so cool it's so normal i'm just i'm
lucky we met this cool
guy yeah now when i think about it okay if at 40 i'm smoking weed with a 15
year old yeah
no man it would be insane to do that that's it doesn't even make sense no it's
so wild how from
the other side of the that's what i'm saying it's so clear when when mike want
you got to remember i'm
taking responsibility of all my nephews oh like i've told the their parents i
got it don't worry
they're gonna be safe and they come running back into the into the the the
house and they're like
yo we met these dudes man it's so cool man what duncan took a hit like my
oldest my oldest nephew
took a hit i'm like what the fuck are you doing yeah what are you guys doing
what's going on why
would you do that yeah who are these guys they just disappeared yeah duncan got
his nails done by some
guy i feel i feel weird if i hang out with gianni he's only 24 yeah that's a
good point that's eight
years that it feels weird 15 yeah yeah man if uh if i get a dm or anything like
that it's always like
hey man uh thank you so much kid yeah tell your mom and dad i said hi i swear
to god i i don't i
i i mean hey tell your father mr coy says thank you all right man do your
homework it's sketchy now
especially dude hell no i'll ask a girl straight up if they're gonna try to
meet to me or not
yeah you should yeah yeah just so i have it in writing
yeah you know yeah that's good like wait this girl's me to me and said she wasn't
gonna meet
you said clearly you weren't yeah what yeah what's going on here good evening
good afternoon and
other times thanks for watching that video you just saw i mean it was okay but
the next video you could
watch could be way better what if you watch a video right now that changes your
life well you could
watch this one or watch this one watch this one watch this one watch this one
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