Name: Theo Von on The 2020 Election
Uploaded: 2020-11-04T23:00:04.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von on The 2020 Election' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-11-04. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von on The 2020 Election' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-11-04. Transcript available.

The election, it's coming, it's here.
The results are going to come in slowly.
I think it'll be probably a week, a month, could be a week.
Who knows, for everybody.
They got to get the mail-ins, the email in.
Some people traveled back in time and wrote who they voted for on a cave wall.
And they got to use, they got to go back in time and do that.
They got to use the Ouija board and see who everybody voted for from the 1700s.
You know, they got people doing all kinds of people.
Some people paying money have the plane right in the sky.
Joey, Donnie.
You know, a lot of tablature are going to happen.
They got to tablature all the votes.
And then we'll know.
And there's some people they think, oh, it's going to be, you know, everybody,
they're going to, people are going to go crazy.
They're going to be people, you know, Paul Bunyan's going to go through the
streets.
People, you know, they're boarding up Beverly.
People, you know, people just, you know, I guess if, look, if you want to go,
if you want to go hard, it's a good day to go hard.
You know, you know, maybe it's if that day, if you want to get out and steal
some sandals and throw a damn, you know, a wheelchair through a Panera Bread
window.
Get out there and live your life, sucker.
Okay.
If you want to set a Baskin Robbins on fire and, you know, a Kickstarter batch
of Grilled Rocky Road, get out there and be somebody.
You know, people say in catastrophe, oh, the volcano is going to go off, you
know, that, you know, people's going to be lighting volcanoes.
People saying, oh, be careful, you know, guns are going to be shooting
themselves.
It's going to be a crazy day.
And I don't, I don't believe that.
I believe that the hype, all the BS from the election and the, and the, and the
do lolly, all of that is done.
It's kind of hacky now.
It's been done.
You're going to go out there and spray paint on a building.
Oh, what kind of rerun shit is that?
You're going to have to, people are going to have to, you have to chain up the
ante or do nothing.
I believe it's going to just going to be passive.
I just believe that it's been, it's already, you know, it's already all been
done.
You know, I just, I don't know.
I think it'll take a while to get the results for the election.
And I think it's, you know, it's normal.
You know, it's pretty normal the way it'll, the way it always goes.
The election always happens.
This time it feels like though, that everybody is, and I don't know if people,
if everybody
is really bought in more, but they say in it, the most, the most early ballots
ever cast.
But that's because everybody, nobody, nobody has anything to do.
You know, a lot of people aren't working.
People can cast their ballots early.
You know, the poll places have been open.
Usually they're open on one day.
Now they're open, you know, a couple of weeks or whatever it is.
So you can have the early voting.
Some people know a decision early.
You know, some people don't know a decision really early, man.
But it's, uh, it's kind of like a little bit of a Superbowl.
It'll be fun.
You know, I always find election night is kind of a, it's a fun night.
It's fun to watch and see it all kind of come in and, um, and see how it shakes
out.
You know, uh, I think that Trump will win the election.
I just think that I, people say, who do you think will win?
I think he will win.
The incumbent, I think it's called.
Let me look it up.
In.
Come.
Ben.
Uh.
Currently holding office.
The incumbent usually wins that second term.
I think George W. Bush was the last fellow that couldn't, uh, handle.
That couldn't handle at all.
And so they, you know, they belted him out.
But the incumbent usually wins.
So.
Did I bet a couple grand that Trump would win?
Yes, I did.
Yes, I did.
Good evening.
Good afternoon.
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