Name: Theo Von and Impractical Joker Joe Gatto on the Tenderloin in San Francisco
Uploaded: 2020-11-09T00:54:46.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von and Impractical Joker Joe Gatto on the Tenderloin in San Francisco' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-11-09. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von and Impractical Joker Joe Gatto on the Tenderloin in San Francisco' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-11-09. Transcript available.

Nick, do you know, what is a tenderloin? What is it? I know a tenderloin is a
meat.
Yeah, it's a meat. It's a cut of meat.
Okay, what is it? Can you look that up? Do you mind? I want to see what cut
this thing is, so I know.
So you can put it to us.
I just want to visualize, yeah, what's going on here.
The tender is part of a loin, pork, loin of beef, pork, etc.
Yeah.
So that's probably Sal.
Taken from under the short ribs in the hindquarters, dude.
Yeah, the hindquarters, that's Mark.
Oh, yes.
So we fill everybody in, right?
Okay.
But the second one, this is the good one.
Let's go to the second one.
A district of a city where vice and corruption are prominent.
Q.
We're just missing me.
I guess I'm the short ribs.
We'll do it, man.
That's perfect.
Well, yeah, because in San Francisco, there's a famous section called the
tenderloin.
That's where shit went down, man.
You could buy drugs.
Dude, I actually have video on my phone of some people blowing each other.
From our hotel window one year.
Yeah, we had walked by when we did the San Francisco Sketch Fest back in the
day, and we were staying
in a, we thought it'd be funny if the tenderloin stayed in the tenderloin
district not knowing,
right?
So we're walking back from a 7-Eleven that had an iron fence and like the, like
you had
to come in to a 7-Eleven, which I was like, this is not good.
Bulletproof glass, like to enter, like you went into like a little thing to
walk around
that was bulletproof.
It's like a little car, like a little Pope cart taking you around.
Watch your McCullers, bro.
People want to watch your McCullers.
We came back and there was just, we walked down one street, I'm not even
kidding, there
was just like three separate things of fucking going on.
Yeah.
And like, and there was like, there was like two cops that were like looking at
like a
body just like this.
And we were like, and we didn't know if the guy was dead or just passed out.
And then when we walked back to our hotel room, I'm like, that might've been a
murder scene.
They just found it.
It was like, oh, well, Jim, here we go.
We got to find out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was going to start it up.
Yeah.
That 10-0 is crazy, man.
I remember we went to this thing called Beta Breakers a while back there.
And it was like this, it was a race, I guess, where people start, I guess, at
the bay and
then they run like the bridge or something.
Yeah.
Well, we did a bunch of mushrooms and we didn't, I don't know, we weren't
really in
the race or anything, but at one point we took over a table.
Somebody had a table where they had all the cups of water and we took it over
right
in the middle and I'm just flying on mushrooms at this point, dude.
I mean, I'm looking, you know, the Lord's looking for me, you know, and I'm
looking for
him, you know, and we're going to meet up that afternoon.
But, and people were running by in this race, you know, there's tens of
thousands of people
in this race.
And when they get close, someone would try to get the water and we'd be like,
no, it's
for Asian people only.
So you had so many people and they're running, they have to keep going.
There's a huge flow of people that can't argue or discuss it.
And you'd be like, oh, it's Asians only.
And they're like, and they just keep on moving.
Passing out from dehydration a quarter mile down the road.
All these Irish people stacking up at the curb at the next turn, just boom,
boom.
And all the Asian people were just so happy, bro.
Super hydrating.
Oh yeah, just flying, bro.
It was just so bizarre, though.
That's such a great choice.
Dude, we laughed for so long.
We just sat there and somebody had deserted their stand, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
This was like, you know, this, you get probably, you know, hindquartered back
in the military
for this.
Somebody deserted their, you know, their water stand and we just took it over.
Dude, we're on mushrooms.
We're just serving it out.
A deserted stand is a way I made a lot of my jokes early in my career.
Not even like, just me being me with my friends.
Yeah, because you have so much power.
I was a host at any restaurant where the thing was, and I would go as far as I
could.
Like, there was a Perkins by me in Staten Island.
Oh yeah.
So I would be in, we would go to Perkins at night and I would literally end up
working
the whole Perkins.
Like, I'd walk in, it would be like, you know, 11 o'clock at night.
People walk in, I'm like, how many?
And they're like, what?
If you say how many to anyone, anywhere with authority, you'll get an answer.
And I promise you that.
You could be anywhere.
How many in your party?
Two.
That's it.
Let's get you a table there too.
It is too.
I start answering the phone.
Like, I would answer them.
I would take to-go orders, hang up, not know what to do.
These people are waiting.
Like, I didn't care.
Good evening, good afternoon, and other times.
Thanks for watching that video you just saw.
I mean, it was okay.
But the next video you could watch could be way better.
What if you watch a video right now that changes your life?
Well, you could watch this one or watch this one.
Watch this one.
Watch this one.
Watch this one.
Ah!