Name: Road Revenge | Theo Von and A Female Trucker
Uploaded: 2020-11-19T19:20:48.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Road Revenge | Theo Von and A Female Trucker' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-11-19. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Road Revenge | Theo Von and A Female Trucker' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-11-19. Transcript available.

do you cut people off out of revenge gang gang honk honk there you go ginger
you're on the hot
seat right now i'll be straight up honest about that i've wanted to you know
and there's times
when it's like a you know i'm gonna show you oh some little rich bitch in a
damn oh no sometimes
it's other semi trucks a damn lexus yeah whatever and it gets kind of scary
sometimes and oh it's
other semis yeah it's cars as well semi trucks it's not like it used to be so
the because when i
was growing up i always felt like there was a strong sense of camaraderie you
know i grew up
in my neighborhood everybody had like a uh a ham radio you know or a train what
is it called cb like
a cb radio yeah yeah my mom used to date women that had cb date men that had cbs
and so we always had
cbs around everybody in our neighborhood had a cb in their car yeah so
sometimes if you weren't doing
anything you just go sit in your car and just talk to people going by on the
interstate
uh it's it's not like it no more and you would see it would seem like there was
a lot of camaraderie
between the truckers out there it's it's not you could know you could actually
be coming up on
traffic it's stopping back bumper to bumper all you see is brake lights and you'll
get on the radio
and be like hey has anybody got their ears on let me know what's going on up
there well can't you
read the goddamn sign it was only about 10 miles back and it's like shut the
fuck up i just ask a
simple question you you know and it starts getting heated really yeah yeah and
i told jeffrey i said
my son i got the benefit you know it's like you i've been in the truck before
and honestly be holding
the steering wheel at the power and turn it off oh you can just shut it down i
have to listen to you
bitch i'm turning this thing off you know and it's it's the people are rude you
know just rude
so there's not a sense of camaraderie there's not as much of a sense it's
almost cut throat
anymore and i didn't see that when i was a kid when my dad was driving because
back then we were
allow as kids me and my two brothers we would climb in the back seat of the or
the back bed of the pickup
truck ride down i-65 to deems lake in indiana go swimming and stuff and get
back in this you know in the
pickup and ride back you know do all this to all these trucks you know hey it
was part of life yeah
you don't hardly see that anymore and then people cutting you off all the time
but no you got to
think of it my teacher told me this when i was in school every vehicle whether
it's a semi a car
motorcycle whatever picture little kids in it
so that that gets drilled in your head like it's almost like a mental picture
you have right off the
bat but if them little kids is assholes if they're on their candles oh yeah i've
seen them you know
you know and and like pick their nose throw boogers at you know they're they
can be mean but most of
the time the little kids are just got the little fist going you know and you're
just laying on i've
scared the shit out of bus drivers oh yeah that's fun it is yeah what kind of
bus are you talking
we talking greyhound are we talking just school bus oh yeah anybody could do
that with little kids
you got a whole row of little kids all grinning at you staring out the window
you're riding right
alongside of them you know and you're a woman too so little kids you know kind
of just little
little more yeah and i'm just giving that horn hell you know entertaining them
and the whole time
the bus driver's like holy shit holy shit holy shit
i was like oh sorry sorry you know going past her waving and then finally she
ride up alongside
of you she'll toot her horn oh yeah yeah yeah the kids are having a ball so
good evening good
afternoon and other times thanks for watching that video you just saw i mean it
was okay
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