Name: Is Life Better Homeless? | Theo Von Responds to Caller
Uploaded: 2020-11-22T17:00:14.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Is Life Better Homeless? | Theo Von Responds to Caller' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-11-22. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Is Life Better Homeless? | Theo Von Responds to Caller' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-11-22. Transcript available.

What's up, video? Thomas here, calling from Houston, Texas.
H-Town, hold it down.
You know, I've been thinking recently, you know, work is so stressful.
I work in a warehouse and I pull products.
And it might not sound stressful, but it's extremely stressful.
And I think at the end of the day, most days, I think,
life would probably be easier if I was just homeless.
If I scraped by, picking up cans or, you know, holding out a little bucket.
Maybe something about the hair I'm wrong.
So I want to get your thoughts on that.
You know, very simple, the homeless way of living.
Amen, sir. And thank you, sir.
And it's an important question, man.
And it's one we all ask ourselves every day.
Should I just be homeless?
And the answer changes, man.
But the truth about homelessness is, look, I think about it a lot.
Is it fun to be a contributing member of society?
Because that's the opposite of homelessness.
Is it fun to be a contributing member of society?
Well, let me look at this.
Is it fun?
Sometimes I would love to lay in the park and do dope.
And pretend I'm fucking somebody, but I'm not.
Yeah, and have a freaking, you know,
and have a two, drink Pepsi straight out the two liter and get sunburned.
Yeah.
Yes, I would love that sometimes.
But that's going to fade off pretty quick.
By about three in the afternoon, you're going to want a place to wash up.
And that's where it gets dicey.
When the drugs wear off.
You know, when you start to know, you know, you start to see different birds in
the park and you know them.
That's, that's got to be a tough moment.
You know, most of America's homeless are drug addicted or mentally ill.
You don't meet a lot of, yeah, I couldn't pay my rent.
So I'm just, I'm going to live out here now.
You don't, you don't meet a lot like that.
You know, yes, sometimes I would like to be home.
You don't think I want to, you know, hide a cinnamon roll in the woods and go
get it a month later when I'm,
when I'm high on methamphetamines, dude, and I'm low on mathematics and reading.
Yes, I do.
But we need to be clear on who is homeless and who is not.
Homeless people, it's either mentally ill or drug addicted.
And it's the, those are the people that's living under the interstate.
You know, those are those roadside warriors.
Other people are camping.
So many people send me pictures like, oh, so many homeless people up here in Yosemite.
Bitch, those are campers.
Those are campers.
Homeless people ain't free solo in El Capitan, Papa.
Those are hikers.
Okay.
People are like, oh, man, just, just made my way to top of Kilimanjaro.
A lot of vagrants up here.
RIP Africa.
Those aren't homeless.
Okay.
Those, those are Patagonia addicted carabiner junkies.
Okay.
Let's be, let's be clear.
Those people aren't shooting up heroin and playing freeze tag with their own
soul behind a Carl's Jr.
So that's what I'm saying.
When it comes to homeless, you got to know the difference.
KYD, baby.
Gang, baby.
Good evening, good afternoon, and other times.
Thanks for watching that video you just saw.
I mean, it was okay.
But the next video you could watch could be way better.
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