Name: Theo Von’s Insane Spanish Teacher
Uploaded: 2020-11-25T17:00:12.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von’s Insane Spanish Teacher' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-11-25. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von’s Insane Spanish Teacher' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-11-25. Transcript available.

What else? I remember being in the bathroom another time and a friend of mine
threatened our Spanish teacher.
Dude, we had a crazy Spanish teacher, man. Mr. Vliet.
And this dude, he would, he had his bonus points, bro.
People, everybody, bro, no, nobody in our school could speak Spanish.
We had people that had been in Spanish for 11 years. No Spanish.
You know what I'm saying? Drive right through an alto sign. Nothing.
Just no, just nada, you know?
And, but he'd give you 75,000 bonus points if you made a casserole.
You made a damn quesadilla, he'd give you 32,000 bonus points.
You bring in a habanero pepper dog.
If you bring in just a regular can of pepper and wrote habanero on the side, he'd
give you 16,000 bonus points.
Just his bonus point system was just, it made no sense, you know?
If you got beat up by a Mexican dude, he'll give you 6,000 bonus points.
So it just, you know, everything he did was crazy.
And one time I'm in the bathroom just doing peeing, you know, not doing drugs.
And, and my friend Paul had like a C or something or a D.
And Paul was in there and Mr. Vliett was in there.
And Paul was a tough guy, man.
Paul was my friend and he still is my friend.
So that's called friendship.
And he was a tough guy and he told Mr. Vliett, he was, Mr. Vliett was peeing.
And he kind of looked like a guy that didn't have a big dick on him, if I'm
honest.
I don't like to say that, but it seemed like it.
Like if you, if you had to find his dick, it would take you a while.
If it was outside, you know, in like a, you know, you know, like in a field of
like freshly,
like even if it was out on like a field of freshly cut grass, it would take you
a couple minutes.
They're probably located.
But anyway, my, you know, Mr. Vliett's over there holding onto his penis and he's
peeing.
And my friend Paul said, hey, Mr. Vliett, if you're going to give me a D,
I'm going to expose your whole fucking program.
He said, you know, I know you're giving people, you know, 700,000 bonus points
for a damn,
you know, for a, um, enchilada recipe.
So I'm about to fuck, you know, if you, he, I remember he said, if you don't
get it right,
you're going to suffer the consequences.
Dude, this student told the teacher that, and I'm just in there pissing or
pretending like
I'm pissed and waiting for somebody that had a cigarette, you know, just, just
being in
high school basically.
And so finally he said, uh, and Mr. Vliett said, okay.
And he gave him a C bro.
So he could pass, man.
Praise God.
Good evening.
Good afternoon.
And other times.
Thanks for watching that video you just saw.
I mean, it was okay, but the next video you could watch could be way better.
What if you watch a video right now that changes your life?
Well, you could watch this one or watch this one.
Watch this one.
Watch this one.
Watch this one.
Watch this one.
Ah.