Name: Theo Von's Advice on Giving Best Man Speech
Uploaded: 2020-11-26T17:00:30.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von's Advice on Giving Best Man Speech' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-11-26. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von's Advice on Giving Best Man Speech' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-11-26. Transcript available.

Yo, Theo Vaughn. This is Luke from down here in Baton Rouge, man.
What's up, Luke from Baton Rouge? And Luke is usually from the Bible, but I see
you kind
of taking a detour. Onward, brother.
Big fan. Big fan. Actually, I saw you down in New Orleans at the House of Blues
once.
It was a great show, actually. But look, man.
Thank you, man. It's nice of you to say that, man. It really is.
Yes. It used to be that we could be out there doing it and doing the rigmarole
and doing
the live show. And now it's a little different now. But we're here together
right now, and
that's what's important. And that's what's unique about this, Luke, is that you
and I were
together there, and here we back here together, man. And that's something. If
you think about
something, that could be it. Onward.
Look, man, I got a little question. My brother's getting married in a couple of
weeks, and I'm
his best man, of course. I know, Dad, you were actually your brother's best man.
I've got
to give a toast to him, of course.
Interesting, man. Obviously, Luke is a stalker as well. But no, we appreciate...
Yeah, I was
the best man at my brother's wedding. Was I the best man? Oh, Jesus. Dude, my
brother's
going to freaking hate me, dude. I mean, my brother's my best man. I know that.
You know, I never... I don't know. Jeeps, jeeps, jeeps. Anyway, enough about me.
Onward,
Luke. I want to hear more from you, man.
Dad, you were actually your brother's best man. I've got to give a toast to him,
of course.
I'm an emotional person. I don't know how emotional I should get with the toast
and whatnot. So
I figured I'd ask if you had some pointers since you had been there before,
being the best
man for your brother. If you have any advice for that, let me know, man. Also,
I hope all
is well. The show's great. Love listening to it. Tell all my friends about it
and everything,
man. Gang, gang. Take care, buddy.
Gang, gang, baby. Thanks, Luke. That's sweet of you, man, for the message.
Wow, you know, that's a good question. What do we do for our brothers?
You know, it's funny. If I gave my brother a best man speech now, as opposed to
whenever
I did, apparently, and I... Dude, this is embarrassing, man.
It just goes to show how much I'm just stuck in my own head thinking about
myself. I can't
even remember. I remember... Actually, you know what? I remember playing in my
brother's
bachelor party. Almost killed us in a 12-pass van. We had non-alcoholic jello
shots. There's
a lot of things I do remember. It was a beautiful wedding, but I don't... I don't
remember having
to give a best man speech, though. Did we do... Jesus. Oh, my God, dude. I
think my brother
listens to this. Anyway, Luke, enough about me, man. That's a good question.
You know, I
think... First of all, I would keep it semi-concise. I wouldn't go over two
minutes. I think two minutes
is about as long as you kind of want to go. But of course, obviously, I don't
know, man.
You know, if you have a suggestion for Luke, you can hit the hotline. We'll
circle back up
with some of these next week. 985-664-9503. What's the best way to do a best
man speech?
What's the best way to... You know, I think you want to... I think talking
about a certain
moment in your life when... Whatever your brother did... Or said... Or a
behavior of his...
Story of my life, man. Trying to have a feeling and I get an email.
I would find a, you know, a time when your brother did... Had a behavior or an
action or said something
that resonated with you and just stuck with you, you know? Just... You can even
just specify on one
moment when he just really... When he was a brother. You know, a brother is a
lot of things. I think
it's really selfless and I think it's a good brother anyway. And it's... You
know, it's loving, it's caring,
it's sacrificial. And it's hard. It's hard to be sometimes an older brother. It's
hard to be a
younger brother. I mean, I think a lot of that could go into, you know, but
depending on where
you are in the brother chain. But that's a good question. If you have some
suggestions for Luke,
you can hit the hotline. Again, 985-664-9503. Sometimes I forget it.
But yeah, you know, I think just iterating something that they... A moment that
they've done where they
really showed you they cared about you or really, you know... And just let them
know how much you care.
You know? Let them just let them... I think it's a good time really... Yeah,
you're kind of wishing him best of luck in his marriage,
marriage. But it's also a moment where you get to let your brother know how you
feel about
him in a public way without, you know, being homosexual or without being, you
know,
without name-calling or anything. You get to really just be loving.
So, and you can start off with a joke, you know? You can say, you know, I want
to... You know,
I'm so happy. You know, I got my brother here, if he even is my brother. And
then call out your mom.
Say, you know, if he even is my brother, Diane.
Because we all know you've done some things.
And just let that sit for about another second or two. And that'll do... That'll
really cook up some humor.
And it could... I mean, who knows? I don't know what your mother's like, but it
could also cause some
controversy, but... Or it could, you know, you know, dig up some old stuff. But,
um, yeah,
that's a great question, man. And we'll, we'll put that out to the listeners
and we'll do a response
back to you on the next episode.
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