Name: Theo Von and Morgan Wallen on Mullets
Uploaded: 2020-11-30T18:58:29.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von and Morgan Wallen on Mullets' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-11-30. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von and Morgan Wallen on Mullets' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-11-30. Transcript available.

Well, well, well, if it isn't the mullet Muppets, Mr. Theo Vaughn, Morgan Whalen,
huge fan of both of you guys.
Thank you for everything you do.
I can't even say my name right.
I did want to submit a question to Morgan and ask, what song are you most
excited about coming up on the album?
I listened to the three new songs that came out as well as the other ones that
have been the singles.
Forgive me.
And just awesome, awesome takes.
So, continue to do what you do, and yeah, what song are you most excited for
and why?
He does have a...
Gang Gang.
Oh, sorry.
Theo, you're the man.
Thanks, man.
And keep doing what you guys are doing.
Thank you, brother.
Thanks for the question, man.
I appreciate you.
Yeah, thank you.
And he does have a different accent, so maybe that's how they would say my name.
You got a lot of French fans, dude, that one guy.
Yeah, that guy was from France.
Somebody sent in a question about France.
Was that guy really from France, you think, or was he just saying that?
Yeah, really?
Oh, that guy's from France.
He had a weird sound.
Who would just say I'm from France?
I don't know.
But you're right, though.
Maybe he lied.
He could lie.
Yeah.
I'm not saying he's a liar.
Sorry, man.
I'll say it.
He could be.
I'll say it.
I'll say it.
I'll take the pressure off you.
And I think the mullet goes...
I think we got four different types of mullet.
What do you got back there, buddy?
Mine's...
Yeah, it's growing out a little bit.
Oh, you got that New York City mullet, dude.
That business.
I guess, dude.
It's a little too long up top.
Maybe...
If I think if I combed it all the way down, it would look more like...
Man, that's beautiful, bro.
Yeah, you look like a damn raccoon that's going to prom, though.
Yeah, I kind of feel like it right now.
I'm not going to lie.
It's wintertime, and wearing this kind of shit makes my hair look like a rat's
nest, but it is what it is.
It looks great.
I do, too.
You got some beautiful hair.
Appreciate it.
We're like four women with long hair.
Dude, I used to have, like, Jeff Leppard hair back in the day.
Reading magazines.
Oh, it's beautiful, Hardy.
You're doing great.
My hat's already back on.
I'm like, all right, anyway, what about your good hair?
Yeah, you got that version.
I got that...
Mine is a little bit more like women who prefer the company on women, I feel
like.
Mine is definitely...
Got that butch cut.
Morgan's is more mullet.
Yours is more, I feel like, kind of...
What is yours, Earn?
Dude, I don't know.
Well, when I get it trimmed up, right, and let it sit down, correct?
This is...
It's outgrown.
I got to get Amy to cut it.
It's actually...
Bro, it's actually a bullet, because I do it straight...
I don't know which camera...
I like that the best.
When I do it straight across the top and let it drop...
Oh, the Lord will find you if you keep it like that, bro.
People aren't really ready for it.
That's beautiful.
Because I can put it back for a casual setting.
I wouldn't.
I like that.
That's like...
Well...
That's real.
I would do that and drink out of the birdbath in the front yard, dog.
You know what I'm saying?
That's full throttle.
That's almost like a British...
That's like a British sort of 80s British.
I did this before Miley did it.
I will say that.
Yeah, he did.
He did.
I know I did, and I know Miley's seen it, because my name gets dropped, all
right?
And I know she said, who's Ernest?
What a name.
And looked it up and saw my haircut and said, they'll never know I took it from
him.
Oh, damn, man.
The majority don't.
He's trying to get Miley Cyrus on a song.
I'm trying to get Miley Cyrus on the phone and figure out where she figured out...
That's what I was going to say, bro.
That haircut, dude.
It's a bullet.
Pat.
Bernie's got big dreams, bro.
Golly.
I'm passionate.
Ernest.
Damn, fucking heated, huh?
Sorry.
I drank a suicide on the way here, and I'm geeked up on sugar.
No, you remind me of my Aunt Sally, dude, right now, honestly, dude, 100%.
Wow.
And she's badass.
See what you borrowed?
One of my dad's shirts one time to go swimming in the pool, bro.
And it was not made of wood?
Yeah, it was not made of wood.
Does she smoke Virginia Slims?
Bro, she smoke medium-sized Virginias, bro.
She's a bigger guy.
I'll say that.
Damn, dude.
Damn, I look like Aunt Sally.
I mean, but, bro, she was beautiful, too.
She won seventh place in a beauty contest, dude.
But there was 30 entrants.
Damn, bro.
There was 30 entrants.
All right, 30's not bad.
There was 30 entrants, dude.
It's top third, almost, you know?
Yeah, top third.
Come on, baby.
We're in the top third.
Dude, lips come, baby.
Do it.
Yes, sir.
I don't think we even answered that guy's question.
Yeah, we'll get to it.
What is it?
What's your favorite?
What's your most excited?
You got it, Marty.
Yeah, what's your most excited one?
I didn't do it right either.
Yeah, what's the most excited one, man?
Damn, Morgan.
That's a hard question to ask.
It is, really.
And you shouldn't have to answer something like that.
Well, I'm not going to.
Yeah, there you go.
I'm not going to.
Good evening, good afternoon, and other times.
Thanks for watching that video you just saw.
I mean, it was okay.
But the next video you could watch could be way better.
What if you watch a video right now that changes your life?
Well, you could.
Watch this one.
Or watch this one.
Watch this one.
Watch this one.
Watch this one.
Ah!