Name: Riley (feat. Theo Von x Riley Mau) (Hendawg Remix)
Uploaded: 2020-11-30T22:15:50.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Riley (feat. Theo Von x Riley Mau) (Hendawg Remix)' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-11-30. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Riley (feat. Theo Von x Riley Mau) (Hendawg Remix)' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-11-30. Transcript available.

And this is a young fella named Riley Mao
You have a favorite statue?
Can't say I do
Okay man, you hear that rain Riley?
I do
Cool huh?
Homeward, where you're from?
Do you guys use a lot of profanity or what is it like over there?
I don't do swearing at all
Okay
Have you disappointed a woman in your life, Riley Mao?
Oh, have I?
I definitely have
Okay
And how do you feel about it now?
And now that some time has passed
Because she wasn't showing yet, I literally had no idea
Yep
And this is a young fella named Riley Mao
A fella named Riley Mao
Young fella named Riley Mao
A fella named Riley Mao
I'm just Riley
Riley
Riley
Riley
Riley
I'm just Riley
Young fella named Riley Mao
It used to be back in the old days, Riley, a woman had a decent womb in her
You know about it?
You heard about it?
Yeah
You know about it?
You heard about it?
Yeah
Were you breached birth, Riley?
No
Do you have any birth defects?
Can't say I have
Um, I'm a musician
It's a straight up full birth
It's a straight up full birth
You ever done any injectable drugs, Riley Mao?
Oh, have I?
I definitely have
Do you do cocaine, Riley?
Kind of
Kind of, yeah
Okay
And when you see that, what do you feel like?
Couldn't care less
Could you beat a child on a contest?
I'm pretty sure I can
I would tell him
Ta-ta there, retard
You know who you're talking to?
Riley
He just offered to beat the shit
Out of a damn middle schooler
Couldn't care less
And this is a young fellow named Riley Mao
Fellow named Riley Mao
Young fellow named Riley Mao
Fellow named Riley Mao
Riley
I'm just Riley
Riley
Riley
Riley
I'm just Riley
Young fellow named Riley Mao
You know anybody that's been serial killed, Riley?
I don't
Y'all do the egg hunts over there?
For Easter?
Yeah
No
Okay
Well, hot and egg
Who's somebody that's mixed?
That does well, Riley
Me
Northeast Arkansas
You ever been there, Riley?
Nope
I've not
Well, actually, what is Northeast Arkansas?
Like, what's Northeast Arkansas?
What is Northeast Arkansas?
Like, what's Northeast?
Alright
Young fellow named Riley Mao
Fellow named Riley Mao
Young fellow named Riley Mao
Fellow fellow named Riley Mao
I'm just Riley
Riley
Riley
Riley
Riley
Riley
I'm just Riley
Young fellow named Riley Mao
Football is finally back
Do you watch football, Riley Mao?
I'm not a big fan
I'm not a big fan
Okay
Elfant
Elfant
I like elfants
Elfant
I like elfants
Elfant
I like elfants
Elfant
I like elfants
Do you have any trouble looking at pornography or anything like that?
I don't
God
Remarkable, buddy
And this is a young fellow named Riley Mao
Fellow named Riley Mao
Young fellow named Riley Mao
Fellow named Riley Mao
Riley
I'm just Riley
Riley
Riley
Riley
I'm just Riley
Young fellow named Riley Mao
There you go
There you go
The hot take
From Riley Mao, baby
Hey, you can't go
Hey, you can't go
Hey, you can't go