Name: Poems About Feminism | @TheoVon & @JimJefferiesOfficial
Uploaded: 2020-12-05T14:11:19.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Poems About Feminism | @TheoVon & @JimJefferiesOfficial' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-12-05. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Poems About Feminism | @TheoVon & @JimJefferiesOfficial' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-12-05. Transcript available.

I try to write a poem, and I am pretty nervous, but I will do my best.
My wiener is chill, man. It ain't trying to do no crime.
It ain't even that hard a lot of the time.
And that's true, actually, because a lot of times I'll get, like, those wiener
pills from the gas station.
You know what I'm talking about? Them real giraffe makers, you know?
Make my legs sweat, actually.
My wiener is trill. My wiener is candid.
It looks like Joe Pesci. It's that wet bandit.
But I'm lit to the fact that girls are far more than sex.
They are champions and soldiers with power in their breasts.
They are creative and equal and warm and life-bringing.
I love Dolly Parton, but it's because of her singing.
My wiener is chill, man. It ain't trying to do crime.
It ain't even that hard a lot of the time.
My wiener ain't Weinstein. My wiener ain't Cosby.
But sometimes it wishes for a little bit of Vajazby.
You feel me?
My wiener ain't even that hard a lot of the time.
My wiener ain't even that hard a lot of the time.
My wiener ain't even that hard a lot of the time.
My wiener ain't even that hard a lot of the time.
My wiener ain't even that hard a lot of the time.
My wiener ain't even that hard a lot of the time.
My wiener ain't even that hard a lot of the time.
My wiener ain't even that hard a lot of the time.
My wiener ain't even that hard a lot of the time.
My wiener ain't even that hard a lot of the time.
My wiener ain't even that hard a lot of the time.
My wiener ain't even that hard a lot of the time.
My wiener ain't even that hard a lot of the time.
My wiener ain't even that hard a lot of the time.
My wiener ain't even that hard a lot of the time.
My wiener ain't even that hard a lot of the time.
My wiener ain't even that hard a lot of the time.
My wiener ain't even that hard a lot of the time.
My wiener ain't even that hard a lot of the time.
It's like Rosie O'Donald taking a small bite.
She's a big girl.
But it's so confusing to know what to think and what to say.
If only I wasn't an atheist, at least I could pray.
Okay.
I used women for sex, and some have used me.
They seem depressed.
So we're all the same, except you sit when you pee,
and you can't spell woman without men,
and there's no men without woman.
So I guess at the end of the day,
we're all just pieces of shit.
Thank you.
Poetry.
So I don't dislike feminists.
I don't dislike feminists.
I just don't want to hear their poetry.
There were moments that I enjoyed,
and there were moments that I had also fear.
But at least we learned something, you know?
We didn't.
I think I learned a little bit during the day with the group.
I think they became more accepting.
You became more accepting.
I became more accepting.
And then the poetry ruined it all,
and now I'm back to where I fucking started.
I'll say this.
I learned that they laugh at a lot more stuff
than I thought they would.
I didn't think that they would laugh at anything.
But I wasn't -- I think they --
most of them were seen pretty --
I don't even know.
I'm dumber for hearing that sentence.
Yeah.
Today was a really good day.
I got to take one of my heroes into, you know,
Snatchganistan and really see what was going on
with some feminists.
And in the end, I think we both learned some stuff.
We learned that some feminists are cool.
It takes a lot of fabric and extra textiles
to make one of those vajostans.
And three, I really like Uber Select.
And then I'll tip my driver the same,
whether they're male or female.
Can I have permission to hug?
Yeah, you know, you can hang.