Name: Caller Donates PlayStation 5 To Single Mother
Uploaded: 2020-12-17T23:43:36.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Caller Donates PlayStation 5 To Single Mother' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-12-17. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Caller Donates PlayStation 5 To Single Mother' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-12-17. Transcript available.

yo this is kenny calling from portland hey kenny thank you for calling in portland
they say they
got a lot of beautiful strippers up there and a lot of rain so if you like that
wap that's your
territory baby you know if you like a damp girl that's really pale skin but tatted
up
if you like one of them antifa bad bitches that's your territory onward uh i
had an idea here i have a
playstation 5 that i got from my work uh i'm not really a big gamer but i would
like to offer that
for one of your struggling single moms so if you have any ladies out there that
are trying to make
their kid happy on the holiday i have a playstation 5 that i'll be willing to
donate uh only because
your show gives me hours of entertainment throughout the week uh you're very
positive
i love the things that you have to say and uh gang gang gang gang man thank you
kenny that's
man that's where it's at you know that's where it's at um and we we would love
that
if you if you know a single mom that could use this gift uh you can hit the hotline
985-664-9503
um you know and and and think just think about it if you don't don't call don't
don't give us some
lady that can't use it don't give us some lady that's going to sell it and buy
dilaudid out there
or buy a couple grams of this or a rock or a rock or crack
you know if you have somebody you think can you can use it has some children
and don't you know if the
children already dumb they might not need a ps5 get them bastards a ps3
but if you got a woman has got a couple of kids
that's very kind of you kenny we'll reach out man and uh we'll see what we can
do we'll take a
couple of suggestions if you can hit the hotline 985-664-9503 um that'd be
awesome
you know uh it's that time of year man it's that time of year to to extend a
little if you can
um you know the other day i was what was i was eating breakfast here out here
in the central east
which is where i'm at and uh and i ended up paying for um the breakfast there
was a couple sitting
outside and when i walked in the guy said i said hey and him and his girlfriend
were just visiting
in town and so before i left i just bought my meal bought their meal um and
just left you know
and then and i'm just saying that because about two weeks later i'm across the
street eating breakfast
at a different place uh with josh wolf and we get up to pay and leave and they
said oh somebody bought
your meal i said dang didn't know who i don't know who it was you know some
damn scrooge mcduck
got warm-hearted you know got them a orders just fired you know he grilled his
own a orders with the lord
with that lord's traeger or something something hit him he got heated in the
heart and somebody bought
me that damn meal so that's what you know it's just it's just that's karma roulette
and that karma will
really this the this the time of year when karma is out there karma got on the
zoot suit karma's
listening to 21 savages karma's out there baby karma got his nose hairs clipped
out he's out there
he's got a fresh set of tits on karma's living hard right now this when karma
is paying attention
so it's a great time to extend that olive leaf to somebody how can i help what
can i do
and when i get up in the morning this week what's been making me feel good
is just saying what can i do what can i do for somebody that's not me who can i
call that would
like to hear my voice today and not in like an ego way but just who can i call
that i know could use
somebody just they they're looking for anybody in the world to call them and
say hey how are you
where's your head at where's your heart at
and sometimes that can be you that can be anybody
but i have to remember when i get up to ask myself that question first
so
um so anyway what a small little world how that worked out
uh but thank you kenny we'll find somewhere we'll find someone who can use it i
think
so hit the hotline if you have some suggestions
i'm just sitting on your front porch wondering how could i be so far from my
home
and my mind is somewhere else but when i find it i'll patch up where it's been
blown