Name: Santa's Coming | @TheoVon
Uploaded: 2020-12-20T03:32:37.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Santa's Coming | @TheoVon' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-12-20. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Santa's Coming | @TheoVon' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-12-20. Transcript available.

we got damn santa this special elf that we have who has the formula to make wiffle
dust
she comes out and one of the things that she does before we take take off again
is she
hovers and she sprinkles wiffle dust all over the reindeer and all over the sleigh
and then
right there beside me on the sleigh is a giant bag of wiffle dust okay because
i'll tell you what
i traveled some of the places in the world and the weather is just terrible i
mean it's really
really bad yeah and you don't want santa and the sleigh sliding off these icy
roofs so what we do is
we circle the house sprinkle a little wiffle dust on it and that way the
reindeer have sure footing
whenever they land i like that yeah will mrs claus kind of uh does she have
like a favorite meal that
she prepares for you kind of yes cookies all the time cookies really so that's
not just a myth right
no that's not a myth i love every kind of cookie there is so when the children
ask me what's my
favorite cookie i say i love all the cookies i've never met a cookie i didn't
like
do you remember me when i was a kid or no oh i do you were quite a handful then
was i yeah
i thought but you had fun you turned out pretty good thank you santa's coming
santa's coming dude i remember growing up in louisiana they had a they did an
event
every year and an event is like something where you don't you know it's like
regular time but it's
more special than that
and um they used somebody would fly in a plane through the air around town and
they would play
christmas music out the plane this was a small plane a crop duster
so they put on these jovial tunes and they would hit the air
and so moms they would bring us outside on the porch about maybe 6 40
and say do you hear it do you hear it
and they would just be like dashing through this you know it would be the song
you hear and it would
just be it would blow your mind and it lifted you up with that christmas spirit
and i thought that that was so special that a town did that that they invested
in that sort of thing
and i think that that's important that kind of stuff
because that you know who knows if that moment right there might have
you know kept the magic alive in me
and made me believe in things because
you know santa is something you believe in but it's something that's just your
it's just your first kind of
it's kind of like your first romance in a weird way
you know you're hopeful and you're excited and there's possibility and there's
a date there's december 25th
and it's just
you know it has all the elements of romance but no sex
nobody getting sex
and there's something that you know there's something special about that
because i think if you can make that time romantic enough to a child and and
you know or you know
you know romance but non-sexual to it
you know if you can make it entertaining enough to a child in that way then it
can
um they'll carry that same ambiance
and the same belief of possibility into the world
i'm just sitting on your front porch wondering how could i be so far from my
home
and my mind is somewhere else but when i find it i'll patch up where it's been
blown