Name: Thinking About Somebody Else
Uploaded: 2020-12-24T01:34:34.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Thinking About Somebody Else' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-12-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Thinking About Somebody Else' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-12-24. Transcript available.

yo this is kenny calling from portland i had an idea here i have a playstation
5 that i got from
my work but i would like to offer that for one of your struggling single moms
so if you have any
ladies out there that are trying to make their kid happy on the holiday i have
a playstation 5 that
i'll be willing to donate gang gang gang gang man thank you kenny that's man
that's where it's at
we would love that it's that time of year man it's that time of year to to
extend a little if you can
you know the other day i was i was eating breakfast here and i ended up paying
for the breakfast there
was a couple sitting outside and when i walked in the guy said i said hey and
him and his girlfriend
were just visiting in town and so before i left i just bought my meal bought
their meal and i'm just
saying that because about two weeks later i'm across the street eating
breakfast at a different place
and we get up to pay and leave and they said oh somebody bought your meal i
said dang
didn't know who i don't know who it was you know some damn scrooge mcduck got
warm-hearted you know
he grilled his own a orders with the lord he got heated in the heart and
somebody bought me that damn
meal that's karma roulette and that karma will really this the this the time of
year when karma is out
there karma got on the zoot suit karma's listening to 21 savages karma got his
nose hairs clipped out he's
out there this when karma is paying attention so it's a great time to extend
that olive leaf to
somebody how can i help what can i do and when i get up in the morning this
week what's been making
me feel good is just saying what can i do what can i do for somebody that's not
me so anyway what a
small little world how that worked out but thank you kenny we'll find somewhere
we'll find someone
who can use it i think so hit the hotline if you have some suggestions and we
did we had some calls
that came in man and uh here was the first one that came in hey ceo this is
mike from philadelphia
pennsylvania i just wanted to maybe nominate my my sister she works really hard
she has two kids
one's eight one's ten they're real big in the video game so i thought that
would be perfect for
them they're great kids she's an awesome mom so thank you mike i didn't mean to
cut you off there
man but um yeah we're gonna we'll connect you with kenny and um you know that's
kenny man that's kenny
helping out there those things are hot commodity bro damn dude somebody be
dying of cancer you offering
some plasma they say no but you hit them with that and they want it bro let's
hit some other people
hey theo it's west from minneapolis man i uh i got an excellent single mom that
uh she's uh working to get
her kid back she has them about half a year right now and she's gonna have them
over christmas
she has a really great kid who was a big gamer and she manages a gas station so
she's out there grinding
every day but amen brother i think we can help out with that um let me give you
a buzz right now
hello what's up west bro how you living man good who's this this is theo man
theo von the comedian
oh get out of town man what's up brother not much brother's looking for the
lord you know me boy
amen amen yeah i appreciate your call man it's really nice of you to call just
that you left on the uh
hotline we'd already found somebody already had called before they got the ps5
but there's a company
that helps us out sometimes this company called magic mind and they wanted to
offer uh a ps4 or i
think it's a ps4 and a television maybe i don't know if the kiddo would you
know if that would be
something that they would like man that would be amazing dude you have no idea
how awesome you just
made my day dude you made me feel good man i appreciate it man have a good day
dude and we'll
circle up with you bro and thanks for thinking of somebody else man awesome
peace all right gang
hi theo my name is tim carter i figure let's call in right now and see what we
can do
hello hey what's up man this is theo von bro uh i'm calling just about you
called a couple um
about the podcast about the we're talking about the playstation yes sir my gosh
i wow how are you
thank you so much for calling oh yeah man no worries man thank you for calling
bro so we gave away the
playstation somebody else had called before you but we wanted to we want to do
something nice
maybe we could just at least set you guys up with like a gift card or something
maybe to best buy or
to some other place wow you know i just i just don't know what to say man i
just i wasn't expecting
this at all and i think that's a great idea and that'll be just such a great
christmas this is her
first christmas in portland and that'll oh that'll just be so awesome so
awesome thank you man thank you
i don't know these people but it's just you know it's your own kindness and
your own thinking about
somebody else and it's funny how one thing like that kind of spurns the other
ones you know
all right gang tim bro be good man okay thank you all right cheers brother
hi theo this is suzy again um i'm a single mom i have been looking for this ps5
everywhere and i'm
trying to get it for my daughter for christmas she's been doing really good in
school here in
michigan we've been shut down because of the rona i feel you baby that dirty rona
bro that's that
lung aids baby let me call you see what we can do hello hey what's up who's
this hey it's suzy
what up suzy what up theo how are you mara theo's on the phone i want to thank
you first of all just
for for thinking to somebody else and just you know calling and leaving your voicemail
i thought it was
really sweet of you the problem is we already gave away the ps5 but i wanted to
try and think of
something else that we could do that you think would be nice oh my god i don't
even know what to say
how about this i know it's kind of impersonal but what if we just gave you like
a 500 gift card and
you could do something nice for you guys something that you wanted to do i know
it's not a ps5 but um
no i appreciate it so much we've we've been struggling i mean i try to you know
you know my
attitude is always positive but just to hear from you is just wow
well that's sweet of you thanks thank you for making my day and thanks for the
nice words
thank you thank you so much merry christmas to you your family like i love your
podcast i can't wait to
hear the next one oh my god i don't even know wow thank you for the phone call
you're welcome suzy
thank you you bet we love you bye bye hey to you uh my name's caroline i'm from
gastrillion north
carolina right outside of charlotte my nephew was diagnosed with cancer um like
a year and a half ago
but i was just listening to your podcast and i heard about the um the guy that
has the playstation he was
wanting to donate and um my sister she has two kids and her oldest son adam he
just passed away in october
from cancer he was 16 and then she has a younger son andrew and um he will be
15 he just lost his
brother and i know she was trying to find like the new xbox or the new playstation
to give to him for
christmas that would kind of be special but well thank you so much for this uh
let's see if i can
get a hold of you hey caroline hello hey what's up this is theo i'll call you
called uh into the
podcast the other day from the podcast oh my god yes how are you how are you i'm
laying in my floor
right now freaking out oh damn well look just you know what i'm saying keep
your clothes on shorty i
don't want to get accused of nothing you know oh my god i was literally just
talking about you
i'm like speechless right now my face is like pulsating
damn well you you might be on drugs i think damn it's not i feel like i am but
i'm not okay
well look it sound like if your damn face is pulsating you might want to g up a
little bit you
might want to you know you might want to use a skin softener or something no i
just wanted to say
your message was so sweet i thought it was very nice if you did call and uh i
think playstations
are just all sold out so we're committed to help find like a um xbox do you
think the kids would
want that or do you think we should just wait and whenever playstations come
back he would prefer an
xbox if he got an xbox he would poop in his pants well damn y'all's whole
family need to tighten up it
sounds like but uh we do we're going through stuff all right y'all be good all
right stay off them
percocets girl you know it okay i will okay deal deal deal and i will too okay
okay okay deal
bye oh man that's great that's sweet