Name: Morgan Wallen’s First Kiss
Uploaded: 2021-01-15T09:17:12.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Morgan Wallen’s First Kiss' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-01-15. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Morgan Wallen’s First Kiss' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-01-15. Transcript available.

what about y'all's first kiss bro let me take me there man who was your first
kiss hardy oh man
god i don't even know what she's not gonna like that she's gonna have to i
think her name i think
it was her name was lee ellen i know where it was damn how old was she i was
lee ellen she's
she was my age believe it or not lee eldon i think it was lee ellen was her
name ellen i never
you know what's funny is like they always called her lee ellen and i never
noticed that ellen is in
her name like i don't know that sounds crazy but i always just saw it as lee
ellen but now that i
think about it like ellen is a part of lee ellen and ellen is definitely an
older lady's name but
no she was probably we were probably like 13 or 14 and we were at my my family
house like a
you got a late start on life yeah man i mean what was you doing before that bro
just looking around
killing hogs dude i was i was like 13 is that a late start i feel like it's
pretty late
no i went to the church of christ where we started at about seven or eight if
you're morgan wall and
that's a late start okay yeah yeah that's true i gotta think about what company
i'm in right
babysitter huh yeah i don't remember how old i was she was probably like 12 i
was probably like
seven what was her name you remember no i don't know that's kind of fucked up
that's heartless
yeah she was hey i was 12 13 not to remember her name i mean i don't know if i
was making out with
her but i kissed her i'm sure i select i'm sure did you like did you put the
moves on her or was
it like a cute thing i don't know dude i just remember i'm sure you were like i
was drunk i don't
remember i was seven that was 20 years ago bro just look on snapchat you'll
find it man
tiktok morgan wallen kissing his babysitter what's morgan wallen doing in his
babysitter's
kitchen i need a babysitter now actually she's here today rebecca come on in
what about you ernest man my first kiss it probably was like kindergarten i don't
know
do your hands i'm good dude i'm good i'm good i'm right here i was like
kindergarten uh this girl
this girl i think virginia bane burkhart i believe is her name shout out virginia
bane
i think this is her name that he rambles out her full name no i know that my
mom tells this story
because she picked me up from school that day well my little preschool ass jogging
down the steps mom's
there and she's she said how was your day at school i said i'm gonna marry that
girl in the pink
panties so i don't know how i knew that but that was that was a true story my
mom tells it she said
and i didn't marry i didn't end up marrying that girl my wife was wearing white
panties
yeah i don't i don't know that was uh that was a rough one dude we had this
girl in my neighborhood
and she used to wear v-neck t-shirts her dad's right he was italian brother was
fully italian
and i remember she drew breasts she was we were children bro she drew tits on
her uh
chest with marker oh my god and let me kind of feel on them a little bit but
yes dude how old do you
think you were then ah i hope i was 11. were you old enough to get a little did
you get a little blood
flow from those sharpies bro the sad thing was my butt i think i might have and
look dude i remember
she drew them too small at first so then she drew them bigger
her first breast augmentation was with a sharpie
that's funny that was a bad sign for her future
she's had four in alabama she actually almost looked like she had the same
haircut as morton
which is crazy that's a true story man oh my god and her brother used to make
us come over and play in
a bathtub and he was kind of more of a you know i think he preferred the
company of men really and he
had us come over there and we would play ship captain and we would all be in
there at a pretty
decent bathtub and we'd be in there he'd be on the side yelling stuff at us
like it was the marines or
something but it was it'd be illegal now i think yeah yeah yeah you know yeah
it's a different time
i'm just sitting on your front porch wondering how could i be so far from my
home
and my mind is somewhere else but when i find it i'll patch up where it's been
blown