Name: High School Dealers Don't Hide
Uploaded: 2021-02-02T06:39:30.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'High School Dealers Don't Hide' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-02-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'High School Dealers Don't Hide' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-02-02. Transcript available.

every high school drug dealer looks the same none of them there is no no crime
person is worse
at disguising themselves than a high school drug dealer first of all they all
have like
a name like spoony juicy tate uh little danny bro little danny you know uh uh
boof um pook pook you
know they all got the same type of name they all wear like kind of that track
suit slicked hair with
maybe that caesar cut chain and they all drive like a fancy car like they all
and there's no you're like
oh that's the drug dealer like why doesn't the high school drug dealer try and
look not like a drug
dealer how hard would it be for you to get a freaking sombrero dog get a little
uh tag it says uh manager
you know or even manger misspell it who gives a shit get a freaking name tag
get a job at books of
millions man damn bruh you know every drug dealer unfortunately looks at they
all and they would
some if they didn't wear the um the uh track suit they wear the white t the
white t maybe timbalans or
maybe uh you know uh fatty sneakers and speakers and they all work at a uh like
an auto sound place
all of them that's where they either work or hang out at and they just sell
drugs to get more and more
speakers put into their car and then here's what happens sadly the speakers are
so loud when the cops
finally try to pull them over they can't even hear the cop sirens so then they
get resisting arrest
because they couldn't even because the whole system leads them to not be able
to hear
then they end up as a hard of hearing 30 year old trying to get a ged but they
never change the style
baby they still drive the mustang they still have the stripes down the back
dude the drug dealers in
high school sometimes they would even have the word drugs spray painted or uh
airbrushed on the back of the car
dude if you're gonna sell drugs don't write drugs on the car dog get a overalls
get a um
uh that do some disguise yourself you know get a glasses man get a uh
um axe get a axe man a shoulder chopper man get a axe you know you just have to
do things to
not look like a drug dealer now if you just want to go back to high school and
buy drugs you can holler at
your boy big pet all right slick you can holler at spooney spotty yottie ricky
you know little danny bro
so dude i remember being at school and the drug dogs came in there and i was
high as hell man
i was high as four gay dudes in a hot air balloon bro i was high as
you know you know i'm saying if you need me i'll be up there bitch i'm high
and um i remember just i was scared of dogs at the time
and i'm like hiding by the teacher and
shit and they thought i was all fucked up and i was i was high but i was also
scared of dogs you
know which really are kind of feel like the same thing
and uh and i asked the teacher point blank i said well can the dog just smell
if i'm high
and he asked the policeman that was with the dog and they said no i said all
right
we good then fam we good
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