Name: Theo Von Reads KATS Comments #1
Uploaded: 2021-02-11T00:42:42.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Reads KATS Comments #1' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-02-11. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Reads KATS Comments #1' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-02-11. Transcript available.

what's up guys uh um damn oh so i wanted to uh i wanted to just read some of
the comments
on uh some king and the sting episodes and um yeah because some of it just
makes me laugh man
so i don't get i don't do it all the time but i try to get in the chat rooms
during the taping
during the live um but yeah some of this shit man so i just popped up in this
episode
most recent uh called the people's court number 107 and i'm gonna read a few
here so
sorry theo looks like the kid that just shows up to summer school just to see
what's going
on so that's pretty true man i would show up to summer school just because i'd
probably be
lonesome at home and i'd want to you know just at least be able to be around
people that are pretty
much obviously troublemakers so um you know benjamin franklin isn't in summer
school let's be honest
bro and that's core creations made that comment um let me see theo looks like a
sous chef at a
women's prison damn dog that is freaking dicey son and and accurate so yeah
theo do look like
like a sous chef at a women's prison you know uh yeah they need um oh 86 uh the
salmon
please please please and look these bitches want some more pineapple at table
six okay these bitches want some more pineapple um let me see anything else in
here
theo looks like he collects fleshlights and believe they hold value i can see
that baby like them pokemon cards and that's vq nyak 9103 and that previous
comment was uh james richmond um
um theo looks like every owner of a recycling center but all they recycle is
their jeans with their cousins
so you know that oh that's good man that's good
let me see um let me see
theo looks like he sells liger
liger
i don't want to be racial here
pups on craigslist
so that is uh
i could see that boy i'd vend that l baby that newborn
you know growl and bark
you know growl and bark
uh
so theo looks like he has the largest supply of wwe action figures
and claims it's for children in need
man that's good that's uh
brandon richie richie
um
theo looking like the kid that gets picked up picked up last in polar express
uh i don't know who that is let me look that kid up
uh i'll just guess that it's right
um
theo looks like he catches catfish
pets them and then releases them huh
oh you're gonna be fine boo boo
i know that water's cold baby you're gonna be fine little lady
get out there
uh
let me see
theo looks like the guy at racing events that spills beer on people
and then tells them to watch
where they're going
man that's good man
damn that's from gavin
mink
oh that's good
yeah
hey man watch it
you know
hey man
watch it
uh
let me see
theo looks like a character you meet on a side mission in grand theft auto i
guess
or grand theft atlanta i'm not sure
i think both of them actually are pretty accurate
um
brendan looks like the lead singer of a band called uber eats
that shit is good
uh
theo looks like he's
he has got
theo looks like he has six
blurry selfies
stored
on his jewel
yeah
because some of the jewels they double as that uh
usb man
so yeah
damn that's good man
uh
theo looks like he smokes bath salts and thinks it's a shower replacement
clean as a whistle
um
let me think
this one made me laugh
brendan looks like the guy in special ed classes that shouldn't be there
but really should
facts
uh
let me think
why do they both look like undercover loss prevention agents at a walmart in
pensacola florida
damn dude
oh my god that's hilarious
could you imagine
being a loss prevention agent at a walmart
oh my god
i don't even think i could handle that man
oh that would be such a crazy job
you know
like ma'am look
i understand
that the marvin the martian
neck brace
didn't fit
okay
but for you to just discard it like that in the aisle and not put it back on
the shelf honey
i mean that's just
it's unnecessary
um
so what else
let's see if there's anything good
oh and that was by uh
sorry i'm forgetting
that was by
rock and robin
and then
um
let me see
another one was by um
kenny way
some type of way
all right
uh let me get one more out of here
theo looking like a kid that just finished
theo looking like a kid that just finished his shift in a peruvian salt mime
oh you won't crack pepper
oh you won't crack salt
oh you won't just crack
uh that's hilarious man
um
yeah and that is by
nor east
outdoors
so
but anyway
yeah man
thank you guys for making me laugh at myself
some
uh
i had a fun day
i just went looking at a house
i'm trying to look for a home
you know
and keeping my place in la
not moving or nothing like that
but just kind of shopping around
uh
what else is going on
that's it