Name: Theo Von Tells Josh Wolf The Gnarliest Story He's Ever Heard
Uploaded: 2021-02-23T03:59:56.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Tells Josh Wolf The Gnarliest Story He's Ever Heard' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-02-23. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Tells Josh Wolf The Gnarliest Story He's Ever Heard' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-02-23. Transcript available.

there was a guy who's a headliner right and he said well i was doing a show
somewhere i don't
even know where maybe like rochester or something or texas and he said after
the show some hot girl
came like beeline for me after the show because you know like at funny moments
if you do the show
then you kind of go to the bar yeah you know and so you migrate especially when
like you're just
coming up it's like where you go to like show your feathers and sell some merch
see if there's
any ladies and you're at the bar and you're pretending you're like not noticing
who's coming
over but you know oh you're heavily noticing yeah and if nobody comes over it
hurts a lot so anyway
this guy says i'm at this i'm at this this lady comes over and she's like beelining
for me and
she's like really hot she's really coming on to me and immediately she said let's
go back to your
hotel oh she says let's go back to my place and the guy's like man you know he's
thinking i gotta
leave in the morning or whatever you know let's go back to my hotel it's close
so they go back to
his hotel and they're kind of kissing and making out a little bit and like she's
like all over him
and she's acting kind of crazy and she keeps saying let's go to my place let's
go to my place have some
drugs at my place so finally uh it gets too much like the lady's just being
like way too crazy and the
guy just kicks her out says look you gotta you gotta leave you know like this
is just i don't know what's
going on you gotta leave so when she's leaving out of the hotel she sees the
feature that was
working there right i guess he's coming in you know doing whatever he's been
doing eating hot dogs
so she runs into him she says hey that guy just kicked me out do you want to
come back to my place
and the feature is like yeah oh yeah you know this is better than the four hot
dogs i didn't say right
so anyway next thing you know they're in a taxi they get dropped off it's like
about a 15 20 minute
drive it's kind of like out into the burbs you know out into the woods they go
into the house
um they lay they like she like takes him into this room kind of takes his
clothes off and stuff
um and they do some pills they do some type of a drug right and then she like
handcuffs him to the bed
and starts giving him a blow job well uh she passes out in the middle of the
blow job
so he doesn't know what to do he's handcuffed to the bed right he's like what
am i even going to do
this before a cell phone so he's like holy shit i don't know what to do like i
can't even call 9-1-1
some headlights come across the house like somebody pulling into the driveway
oh no so
here's the front door open a man comes an older man comes looks in the room
sees him there comes in picks the girl up takes her out of there then goes into
the kitchen like
makes himself something to eat right the whole time this dude's freaking the
fuck out right losing his
mind he then the guy comes back into the room and says this is what he this is
what he said he goes
um that's my daughter right oh no no no and uh and i never want you to come
over here again right
then give the dude a blow job bro the guy did the dad give the dude a blow job
right there
on his penis bro and then then this is the crazy part uh took him drove him to
a payphone and
dropped him off and the dude called the headliner said hey man i need you to
get in a taxi or something
and come get me i need some help and so he got in a taxi to go get him and that's
where he was
i mean that's the story he told him when he got in let me tell you something
first of all
i mean that dude takes his job as a parent a little too seriously you don't get
to pick up
where she though you know what i mean it's not an iou like you know this is
where you use a spanking
yeah i mean you don't have to pick up the blow job for your daughter bro was he
like what were you
doing blow job all right like it seems like you know what i mean that's
probably didn't need to
that's the gnarliest story i've ever heard yeah but let me ask in my second
question is
man i why is this dude getting hard for for dad like that seems like it could
have been out of fear
fear hard a fear heart a fear boner i think can you get erections out of fear
will you look that up
please sean i'm sure some people love that do you know that there's a whole
porn site where people like to masturbate but they use tears as lubricant oh my
god that is like the
to me that's a different let's like it's recycling but it's too much yeah it is
i like it it's
environmentally i like it but like here we go an individual has a condition is
a phallophobe the term
is derived from the word fallow in greek meaning penis and at times denoting
masculinity dude couple
with the suffix phobia so you said penis there was a guy who played baseball
against us when i was
growing up his last name was p-e-n-n-i-s oh wow penis but not in high school
your name wasn't penis no
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