Name: Mr. Potato Head
Uploaded: 2021-03-02T22:52:37.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Mr. Potato Head' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-03-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Mr. Potato Head' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-03-02. Transcript available.

What kid wants to play with a potato now? Who cares?
I don't care if the potato, dude, that's not a real Mr. Potato.
Mr. Potato is a man.
He's a grown man. He got his feet out like that.
He got some mustache, glasses.
He kind of looks like he probably did a crime and now he's hiding.
You know, he looks a little Polish, but maybe also kind of urban, bro.
You know, kind of Afro-Polish maybe if you look at him.
You know, if he's that kind of Idaho kind of gold, you know.
But now if they want a potato that got, you know, both, you know, that's not a
real, that's not Mr. Potato.
They got a new thing.
They got that dual crotch russet.
They got that dual crotch russet, fam.
And that's chill.
Just say that.
Like, I think some of the articling is just to create a stir.
Just say, look, we got that DCR, baby.
All right.
We got, you know what I'm saying?
Poppy mommy got that mix bag.
But what kid is still playing with a potato?
I can't, you can't, I, you can't, I don't know one kid you can get off his iPad
long enough to even discuss a vegetable.
All kids want to know nowadays is, is Elon Musk their dad?
Is Elon Musk my dad?
That, and if the answer's no, then they're, they don't, it's, that's it.
The rest of their lives, they'll spend in therapy wishing he was.
That's all, that's it.
Is Elon Musk my dad?
No, bruh.
They don't care what kind of fucking crotch the vegetable has.
If we want to do a toy where they, where they get to discuss gender, let's do
operation.
That way, let the kid build whoever they want.
This Bobby Sue right here.
He gots the titty and the root.
Party on, bruh.
You know, invite him to the freaking varmints for dog.
Let's do it.
But let the kid have a say so in it, I think.
Do, let him, let him have operation.
You got the mustache.
You got that freaking, that wild oyster, bruh.
Let's do it.
That's what I say.
Just let the kid have a little bit of say so in, in the thing.
Or just do transformers.
If you're going to make something completely open, an open toy, do transformers.
They're having, they're, they're kind of asking for it.
But let the child or the, have a say so in it, I think.
Or do Teddy Ruxpins.
Dude, Teddy Ruxpins, he got the cord on the back.
You know, I want waffles, you know.
I thought I'm supposed to be a bear.
You know, do Teddy Ruxpins.
He got the thing on the back, you know.
Nah, won't you be my friend, you know.
Nah, my penis has ovaries.
Nah.
I'm only five.
Who, who wants to see my menstrual cycle?
Let the animal or the kid have a say so in it.
That's what I think.
That's what, what also, what do I know?
I'm not a child.
If, if you see me shopping for toys for kids though, that's an even bigger
issue.
So, when you see people shopping for toys for children, and they don't have a
children with them, and it's December, or it's, and it's not December.
We got way bigger issues than, you know, gender, gender, gen, genders, gen him,
gen hims, genders.
Hope you enjoyed that video, and you can watch another, and you can watch this
one, you can watch this one.
Different options, different choices.
Some guy just brings you one option, not this guy.
Two options.
Watch one.
This one or this one.